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Just Jack

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  1. Tonight, tonight Tonight, so bright Tonight, tonight
  2. Story time. So, years ago, I was doing some contract work in a store that had not paid their Muzak bill. What happens when you don't pay your bill, the system stores the last five songs from whatever station/genre it was set to when they cut you off, and just keeps playing them on repeat. If you're just there shopping, you'd probably wouldn't notice. But when you're there for two days, you notice. This location had it set to a 50's style station. Two of the songs after hearing the lyrics over and over, we gave our own titles to, since we didn't know what they were called. Song 1 - The Stalker song - Sung by a guy, about a girl that is dating someone, but he is wrong for her, and should date him instead. A few lines were like how if she would just turn around, she would see him there, watching her, waiting for her. He'd do anything to be with her. Song 2 - The Pedophile song - Sung by a girl, about a crush on an older guy who is married, and how he should leave the other woman to be with her, even though she knows it's wrong for an older man to be with a girl as young as her.
  3. Callin' out around the world Are you ready for a brand new beat Summer's here and the time is right For dancing in the street
  4. Someone I know in the fire/police service has said that they've had to turn away recruits because pot is still illegal at the federal level.
  5. NYC this past weekend, in the Times Square area, people were openly selling it, not like "psst, want some pot" but actually had tables setup and loudly telling people "Get your weed here". There was even a weed truck, like a food truck, selling it.
  6. I'm not sure how accurate that site is. Our local village election it was voted Yes, but that link has it as No. Here's the results from the BOE...
  7. I believe in Santa Claus I believe there's always hope when all seems lost And I believe in Santa Claus I believe in Santa Claus, I'll tell you why I do 'Cause I believe that dreams and plans and wishes can come true I believe in miracles, I believe in magic too Oh I believe in Santa Claus and I believe in you
  8. KC would be nice to knock them out of the playoffs after last year. Or NE so it's not "the Pats* are in another SB" story.
  9. You can't always get what you want But if you try sometime you'll find You get what you need
  10. Bad company And I can't deny Bad company Till the day I die, oh
  11. Oh shake dog shake Shake shake Shake dog shake
  12. Easy test, swap the two boxes between rooms.
  13. More than three of the black contractor size garbage bags will qualify you.
  14. Watch a few episodes of Hoarders. There was one episode that the cleaners had to basically crawl across piles of stuff to get from room to room. Another where the lady had so many books, that the floor joists had started breaking from the weight.
  15. Anytime I think I have too much stuff, I just watch an episode of Hoarders. https://www.aetv.com/shows/hoarders
  16. A few jobs listed here https://www.buffalobills.com/about-us/career-opportunities
  17. Unless it's changed in the last 30 years, those headphones you see them wearing at the UN, there's a live person on the other end translating. Not very high tech, but it works.
  18. If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you a monkey Haven't you always wanted a monkey
  19. Used to be that I believed in something Used to be that I believed in love It's been a long time since I've had that feeling I could love someone I could trust someone I said I'd never let nobody near my heart again, darlin' I said I'd never let nobody in
  20. Movin' to the country Gonna eat a lot of peaches
  21. I may not always love you But long as there are stars above you You never need to doubt it I'll make you so sure about it God only knows what I'd be without you
  22. Hello, is it me you're looking for? 'Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you? Tell me how to win your heart, for I haven't got a clue But let me start by saying, I love you
  23. I get lost in your eyes And I feel my spirits rise And soar like the wind Is it love that I am in?
  24. So how did those white towels work out?
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