Story time. So, years ago, I was doing some contract work in a store that had not paid their Muzak bill. What happens when you don't pay your bill, the system stores the last five songs from whatever station/genre it was set to when they cut you off, and just keeps playing them on repeat. If you're just there shopping, you'd probably wouldn't notice. But when you're there for two days, you notice. This location had it set to a 50's style station. Two of the songs after hearing the lyrics over and over, we gave our own titles to, since we didn't know what they were called.
Song 1 - The Stalker song - Sung by a guy, about a girl that is dating someone, but he is wrong for her, and should date him instead. A few lines were like how if she would just turn around, she would see him there, watching her, waiting for her. He'd do anything to be with her.
Song 2 - The Pedophile song - Sung by a girl, about a crush on an older guy who is married, and how he should leave the other woman to be with her, even though she knows it's wrong for an older man to be with a girl as young as her.