Man, I've thought about that. Seen several TikToks where people will buy laundry mats, car washes, storage units, etc, and once they get the business in a good spot, it's just collecting $$$, with little work needed.
To change the mood a little I've been posing down the pub
On seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough
I fancy this, I fancy that, I wanna be so flash
I give a little muscle and I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time I'm sober I've forgotten what I've had
And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat
Cool for cats (cool for cats)
I don't know. That Cayman Islands secret retirement account you set up for me isn't doing so good. They keep hitting me with fees. Golf fee, pool fee, Big Green Egg fee, Blue Cheese Making Equipment fee. It's like someone is using it for their own personal use.
I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator
I'm the fear addicted, a danger illustrated
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're a firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
Because I'm bad, I'm bad come on (Really really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad you know it (Really really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know (Really really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad?
I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
And I don't need to see anymore
To know that
I can read your mind looking at you
I went looking at some of the prices...
Mike Tyson - highest priced athlete - $20,000
Josh Norman - highest priced footballer - $1,000
Pat Schiller - lowest priced former NFL player - $5
Jim Kelly - highest priced former Bill - $459
Sharmarko Thomas, Jeremaih Sirles, Da'Mari Scott - lowest priced former Bill - $10
They may have bigger TV markets, but Buffalo can bring in bigger ratings....
ESPN’s Monday Night Football Featuring New England at Buffalo Registers 15 Million Viewers; Most-Watched MNF Game Since Season Opener
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
When the gales of November came early
Did you see the small print? Something like "not authorized by the FDA for home use" disclaimer.
It was also ebates.com in a previous life. I use it, make some decent money with it.
I want to run, I want to hide
I wanna tear down the walls that hold me inside
I wanna reach out and touch the flame
Where the streets have no name, ha, ha, ha