Just Jack

If you like piña coladas And gettin' caught in the rain If you're not into yoga If you have half a brain If you like makin' love at midnight In the dunes on the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape

Yep, he didn't like it though.

Which one for my QB2 this week?

Several years ago I had a former co-worker buy my Bills-Jets tickets, said he'd pay me next paycheck. Fast forward several months and he's showing me his new $2500 laptop, still hasn't paid me, still promising to pay me next paycheck. About a year later, I started publicly shaming him around the office to pay me back, including posting signs on his cubicle when I knew he wouldn't be in for several days, so his cube mates would see them and ask about it. Sometimes, you gotta go to extremes to get what is owed to you. It wasn't even that much, I think I only charged him $350 for my pair of club seats.

All we need is one FBI agent who hates the Bucs.....

Here I am Rock you like a hurricane (Are you ready, baby?)

Running from the law that is… Ex-Jets running back Zac Stacy accused of savagely beating his ex-girlfriend

Remember the badly photoshopped team photo....

Seeing how it's still on the first page, maybe scroll down?

Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am young again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am fun again

And when I was born They looked at me and said What a good boy What a smart boy What a strong boy

Beach Boys, with America as the opener. Early 1990's.

Mamaaa, Just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, Now he's dead

Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us, only sky

Me and Cinderella We put it all together We can drive it home With one headlight

Exit light Enter night Take my hand We're off to never-never land

Come to my window Crawl inside Wait by the light of the moon Come to my window I'll be home soon

A bottle of white, a bottle of red Perhaps a bottle of rose instead We'll get a table near the street In our old familiar place You and I, face to face

We had joy, we had fun We had seasons in the sun But the hills that we climbed Were just seasons out of time

All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die Says the man next to me out of nowhere It's apropos of nothing, he says his name is William But I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy

It's gonna take more than a popsicle stick to vaccinate some..... oh wait, they thought of something.... Vienna brothel offers free entry to visitors willing to get Covid jab on-site

You're what? Tin roof Rusted!

Making a band, playing a concert, pissing on someone's head.... Brass Against Apologizes After Lead Singer Pees on Fan’s Face Mid-Show

Back stage we're having the time Of our lives until somebody says Forgive me if I seem out of line Then she whipped out a gun And tried to blow me away Dude looks like a lady

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