If @mrags or @CountryCletus ask you if you want their sausage, say yes. They're not talking about their genitals. Just don't ask them what it is made out of.
If @mead107 asks if you want to invest in his Meadcoin, say no thanks, but you'll try his Stromboli.
If you want to distract @JÂy RÛßeÒ, start talking about how cute pandas are.
If some crazy looking guy comes up to you and either tells you to move your car, or demands money for parking, that's @Hammered a Lot, do what he says if you don't want to be kicked out.
If some big black dude with a mean look on his face comes at you, just smile and hold out your hand for him to shake, that's @R. Rich