Steely Dan

At the very most the refs should have made her remove it and try again. The coach is a baby. I think everyone should send him a box of Pampers.

Indeed with the departure of Josh Reed and Terrell Owens, there's a chance for Roosevelt and other young receivers to make the roster. Veterans Lee Evans, James Hardy, Roscoe Parrish and Stevie Johnson are considered locks to make the team as is fourth-round draft pick Marcus Easley from Connecticut. Roosevelt must emerge from a group that includes Chad Jackson, David Nelson, Felton Huggins and Donald Jones. Only Jackson has played more than two seasons in the league. I think the receiving corp will be; Evans, Hardy, Johnson and Easley. Parrish is a 75% chance of making the team. Chad Jackson, Felton Huggins are cuts. David Nelson, Donald Jones or Naaman Roosevelt will make the team and the other two will be practice squad guys. JMO Hardy hasn't had an opportunity to show his stuff yet. Unless he's a total failure he's gonna make the team. Johnson will make the team he is more than good enough. Even if Easley isn't that good in preseason he's a lock to make the team because he's only had one good year in college and is viewed as a developmental project who'd too good to PS. If anyone can figure out a way to make Parrish an asset Gailey can. If Roscoe can handle the plays he's gonna make the team. Instead of being cut he should at least fetch a 7th rounder and Evans is an obvious lock. JMO What's really mind blowing is that DB is the one who used it correctly! Having Corto and Roosevelt would be pretty cool.

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Thanks Why didn't you watch any Bills games last year?

They must not have liked what they saw out of Joique Bell in rookie camp. JMO

I don't know that's a good question. All I can think of is that it would be a really, really stupid trade for them.

They cut Marlon Favorite in order to pick him up. This is a very strange move.

What happens when he gets thirsty on the connection flight? Dude fill up a lot bottles with water when you get to Mexico. Then eat a lot of hot burritos just before boarding the plane.

You can't be held accountable for anything you say while you're drunk. Except your columns.

Nice try, Jackass!! No, this thread is for the people who are smart enough to not get scammed.

I just want to remind people that Dev's thread is an unwinnable scam!!

Clawing at her eyes isn't gawking, Jackass!! And then what!! Please don't leave us hanging!!! How'd you know his name was Bob?

Two years.

That's not what it says on the internet!! Well except for your post.

Ellis' best position is drive thru.

You'd have to go by % There are 12 men(?) on each NBA team vs. 53 on each NFL team.

Showbiz Tonight talks about this lawsuit;

The complete list of numbers only; St. Louis - 6 Detroit - 7 NY Jets - 7 Philadelphia - 7 San Francisco - 8 Arizona - 9 Dallas - 9 Houston - 9 NE - 11 NY Giants - 11 Washington - 11 GB - 12 Oakland - 12 Atlanta - 13 Buffalo - 13 Seattle - 13 Baltimore - 15 Carolina - 15 Pittsburgh -16 Indianapolis - 17 NO - 17 Chicago - 18 Tampa Bay - 18 Cleveland -20 Tennessee - 22 San Diego - 23 Miami - 24 Jacksonville - 25 KC - 25 Denver - 27 - Brandon Marshall accounts for 4 of them. Minnesota - 30 Cincinnati - 31

The list does include things like Corey McIntyre's obvious BS arrest. Wow! 31 incidents with Cincinnati.

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"So to say (dramatic improvement) hasn't been done would be a lie, It can be done." - Chan Gailey "Winning in the NFL is hard" - Dick Jauron

Urban Legend If any of you guys out there have ever thought you have balls, forget about it. This is a true story that just happened at a wedding at Clemson. A buddy of mine from my baseball team knows a guy that was at the wedding. This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming. To thank everyone for coming and bring gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a gift from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told them to open it. Inside the manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He must have gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them.) After he stood there and watched people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, " you." He turned to the bride and said, " you," and then said, "I'm outta here". He got the marriage annulled the next day Since your wedding was already paid for this might have been the way to go.

Sort of off topic but interesting none the less. In NY state years ago a medical student was being put through medical school by his wife's working. They decided to get divorced and it wasn't a friendly divorce. The newly graduated doctor tried to screw his ex-wife over in court and the judge didn't like it. Since the woman put the guy through medical school the judge ruled that his ex-wife owned half of his medical degree. So now in a similar circumstance doctors have to pay half their salary in alimony. (This was told to me years ago by a doctor going through a divorce. I've never independently verified it.)

82 but if they had asked about all of my health problems I think it would be lower.

Mike Greenberg just said that Cushing's failed test happened in September and the appeals process just takes a long time.