Steely Dan

Wooderson dreams of a tawdry affair with Kathy Bates legs!

On Mike and Mike and this morning Mort was saying that the coaches didn't want T.O. and Wilson forced him on them. Then I hear reports from others saying the exact opposite. I think Mort is just trying to stir up trouble.

Yes I can!!!

I can't stand the super thin anorexic look. The second broad is a chick who came up when I typed "Shhh" into Google images. I have no idea but I agree with you!

You are so full of

Shhhhh!

You'd still do 'em both and you know it!

He sucks at that. BA DUM BUM! Ptsch! I was gonna post those too. They are funny as hell!! Family Guy Rocks!!

I'd be willing to bet dollars to the Pillsbury guys dough nuts that Pioli will never trade Waters to a team that plays against his beloved Pets*.

Break both his arms and then ask him. Link If you have a thought just how amazing is that? The billy goat represents everyone who knows you and the rest is pretty much self explanatory. In the age of credit card gas pumps it's no longer necessary. Because I'm an old fart I find myself still doing it sometimes. This biotch is exactly what pisses gringo off. This answers the question It depends on how one expresses it, and to whose intuition one appeals. For example, it does seem counter-intuitive that the speed of light does not depend on the motion of the observer. In our animation, Zoe turns on the headlights of her space ship. She measures the speed of light from her headlights as c with respect to her. Jasper sees her travelling towards him at (let's say) v. He measures the speed of light from her headlights as c. No, not c+v, but just c. Surely this is counter-intuitive? Maybe even crazy? Surely relative speeds add up? Let's consider first two more familiar cases. cartoon of vehicle plus arrow or plus sound Again, Zoe travels towards Jasper at speed v. * First, suppose that, instead of light, Zoe fires an arrow from her car at speed u, as she measures it. Jasper will measure its speed as v+u, as predicted by Galilean relativity. * Alternatively, if she sounds the horn, the sound will travel forward with a speed vsound with respect to the air that is the medium for the sound wave. In the absence of wind, Jasper will measure the sound to be travelling at vsound, and Zoe will measure its speed relative to her as vsound−v, again as specified by Galilean relativity. It is tempting to extrapolate one or other of these results to light: if light is like little arrows, Jasper should measure v+c. If light is like sound, and if its medium is stationary with respect to Jasper, than Zoe should measure its speed as c−v. (We discuss the possibility of a medium for light later.) If we are really careful in our thinking, however, we should also say that light may be neither like arrows nor like sound. That explains it in easily understood language.

I think the odds of Pioli trading Waters to Buffalo are slim to none. He won't strengthen a team that plays against his precious Pets* twice a year but he will string Buffalo along for some time to keep them from signing anyone else as long as he can. JMO, would you agree?

It's Roseanne Roseannadanna rookie moron. Get down and give me 50! Jack - ASS!

If you keep whining we're gonna duct tape you to the goalpost.

Jim Kelly cried when he was drafted by Buffalo but where does he live now? He married a Buffalo woman but he's really committed to the city and the team. T.O. Has always tried to be the biggest fish in the biggest pond and here, as long as he lives up to expectations, he'll be the biggest fish in a little pond but I think that will suit him well. JMO

It seems that a lot of players come here and are expecting one thing and they find out it's not a city that's like it's reputation at all. The vast majority of players that have left Buffalo speak warmly of the city. A lot of them don't stick around because they can live in huge houses on the coast of Florida but they still seem to have a special feeling about the city. I think T.O. will find out it's a great city too and I think in interviews he will speak well of Buffalo when he's asked about the city and the team after he leaves. JMO

Charlie Chaplin too!

I haven't mocked it. I'm always laughing too hard to type. Hey man, I was thisclose to getting a commercial. They wouldn't hire me though because I refused to actually eat the dog food. It's Zubaz bonehead. OMG! That is much worse than the usual picture. Now THERE'S somebody deserving of being mocked!!

Tennessee lost Haynesworth and Jacksonville will still suck. Indy is strong but only made it as a wild card last year. Houston always seems to be on the rise but, like the Bills, always seems to fall short of expectations. Atlanta has Ryan and Turner. Ryan may have a sophomore slump but even if he does they still have Turner. Carolina I think may fall into the never good two years in a row but I think Jarrett takes a big step up this year. I also think Jonathan Stewart will take a big step up this year and that makes a bad year less likely IMO.

Gringo's mother is a hamster and his father smells of elderberries.

I feel dumber for reading that. (awaits smart ass comments)

According to a copy of the letter sent by the NFLPA Wednesday to the 41 agents whose information was disclosed, Vincent is believed to have e-mailed the information to his business partner, Mangum, on Dec. 13, 2007, while Vincent was still the union president. Mangum has owned a number of past and present businesses with Vincent under the name Eltekon. Among those businesses is a financial services firm that could have benefited from knowing which competing financial advisers had existing business relationships with which player agents. "If it's proven to be true, I don't know how Troy Vincent can continue to be a candidate in good standing, and seen as a person qualified to lead the union,'' longtime agent Brad Blank said Wednesday. "If someone is releasing confidential information, I don't know how you can trust that person at this point. But at the same time, if the union knew about this when Gene Upshaw was still alive, and yet I sat in the room with Berthelsen and other union official last Friday in Indianapolis [at the annual NFLPA-player agent meeting at the NFL scouting combine] and I didn't hear a word of this, that's not right in and of itself either. We're the victims in this case and no one came forth and told us. "I understand that just today the union sent out letters to the agents who had their information compromised. But it goes back to a question of the vetting process. Last Friday the union was boasting about the vetting process and how this high-powered search firm in Chicago found the best 25 candidates for the job, then it interviewed 10, and then cut the list down from five to three. But all that time they knew this happened? Even the fact that Trace Armstrong, if he knew about this and said nothing as a union official, then he's not worthy of the job either.''

Terri Upshaw rakes Troy Vincent over the coals. In her first interview since Gene Upshaw died, Terri Upshaw repeatedly told SI.com she wasn't endorsing any particular candidate among the four men vying to succeed him as the head of the most influential players union in professional sports. But she acknowledged she had discovered a file kept by her husband that, according to union sources, was filled with numerous e-mails documenting Vincent's role in controversies that have surfaced during his candidacy for the executive director position. The file, which Terri Upshaw came across as she was cleaning out her husband's Washington, D.C., office last month, is alleged to include e-mails dealing with both Vincent's improper December 2007 release of confidential information about agents to his friend and business partner, Mark Mangum, and Vincent's purported coup attempt of Gene Upshaw at last March's NFLPA annual meeting in Maui. The NFLPA last week hired outside legal counsel to investigate Vincent's role in the release of personal information, which Vincent has characterized as an inadvertent mistake. Multiple sources within the union have told SI.com that just before Upshaw died of pancreatic cancer in August (less than a week after he had been diagnosed), he confided to them that he was planning to confront Vincent with the evidence he had collected linking him to the disclosure of the confidential information, the coup attempt and other matters that concerned Upshaw about the intersection of Vincent's business practices and his role as union president from 2003 to '08. Gene Upshaw was, according to the sources, planning to "expose'' Vincent to the NFLPA's membership during his annual summer tour of training camps in 2008 -- a trip he never took.

OMG whoever did that deserves an Emmy. That was "I just bought my James Hardy jersey, and you know he'll steal that number!!"

That's a tough one to call because of all the turmoil on those teams. If LT leaves SD that's a big blow to that division and if Denver has irreparably pissed off Cutler then they should be very weak too. Especially since they seem to have gutted their defense. Can the coaching changes help or hinder those teams?

That's a really low blow. You should apologize to him.