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Rubes

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  1. So let me get this straight... The limp-wristed linguini-spined liberals are, in fact, liberals (at least some of them) because they support the transition from an oil-centric economy to one based on more environmentally-friendly energy sources, potentially slowing global warming while at the same time further diversifying our energy portfolio and reducing our dependence on foreign oil. The Baker Institute for Foreign Policy sponsors (along with, interestingly, the support of some guy named Dr. Trash, the poor guy) an academic conference at Rice University which, principally, addresses the need for new technologies that can aid the development of cheaper, more efficient, and environmentally sound energy supplies, which would potentially slow global warming while at the same time reduce our dependence on foreign oil. I may be reading this incorrectly, but your interpretation of this is that the limp-wristed linguini-spined liberals should be shocked into embarassment that such a humiliating thing could possibly happen? Or, perhaps, could it be that some firm-wristed, titanium-spined anti-liberals are coming around to the idea that some limp-wristed linguini-spined liberal-supported causes are actually not so satanic after all?
  2. Ding ding ding! We have a weiner.
  3. Must have just been sacked
  4. I would have loved to see him crush RJ a few times. Hey, speaking of RJ, why wasn't he on that list? He had to be the worst FA ever.
  5. Haven't you been around here long enough now to already know the answer to that?
  6. Believe him, too. He knows.
  7. Alvin Harper should have topped that list, much less made it. That's a real oversight. Too bad RJ wasn't a FA acquisition, then he could take his rightful place as well...
  8. I hear Todd Collins might be available....
  9. I would hope any backup QB would be that kind of backup....
  10. Doesn't this belong in that "worst 3 words" thread??
  11. We used to live across the street from the family. I grew up with his kid, Tom Jr. He was going to be a good running back until he tore up his knee. Damn, he's a funny guy, too. He used to have a picture of his dad sacking Joe Namath on his bedroom wall. Now that's something not every kid has! Too bad about his dad.
  12. But that can't be...I mean, everybody here knows TD has an ego the size of Texas...
  13. dude, where the hell did you hear that from? I remember my friends and I tossed that phrase around as teens to gross each other out. I have no idea where it came from and I've never heard anyone else use it.
  14. Absolutely not. The one thing that I would fear is if they finally up and leave, and then manage to win a Super Bowl. That would suck. But, since that already happened to Cleveland, it wouldn't be quite as bad.
  15. The only way we bring anyone in to be a 3rd WR is if he comes cheap. If Bradford comes cheap, I don't mind seeing if he can win the 3rd spot. Hell, whoever it is, if they come cheap, I'd be happy to see if they can win the spot.
  16. True, but two years from now we may be asking ourselves how much do Fletcher and Adams have left in the tank, and will they be worth relatively large contracts as well? A lot of that will depend on who we have backing them up, and whether or not those people are anywhere near taking over the job. Also depends largely on if this Law rumor is true. If we sign Law, and he demonstrates the ability to get over this injury, that would probably mean the end of Clements here.
  17. Your daughter's diaphragm
  18. Those god damn dirty apes...
  19. Uh, they've both won Super Bowls?
  20. It's from a picture of our President's Best Friend, I think from Yahoo or something.
  21. You're damn right, just because I ain't on staff doesn't mean I'm not as good as any of these schmoes at evaluating talent. And just how would you suggest keeping Mike Williams at RT and out of sight of our new LT? At least with my plan, we wouldn't have to worry about Mike's phat contract OR any further teammate meals.
  22. I really like Carnivale, but one of the things that disappoints me a bit is the fact that everything in the plot is leading toward a final conflict, yet it is taking absolutely forever to reach it. Obviously, the writers don't want us to reach the end game too quickly or the series ends too fast, but there are just too many episodes where the plot gets us nowhere closer to that final conflict and I'm left thinking the episode, while entertaining, was just "filler" to extend the series longer.
  23. First of all, if he was playing left tackle, he would eat Schobel, not Kelsay. Kelsay would be lined up over Mike Williams, which is not to say Williams wouldn't eat Kelsay anyway. In fact, I'm a bit surprised it hasn't happened yet. Secondly, the croc would eat Mike Williams because he's a croc, for crying out loud. He doesn't give a rat's ass about offense or defense, just who looks like the biggest appetizer. Sheesh.
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