Rubes

81, then I got bored.

I can just imagine the announcers if Sape and Brown somehow both get into the lineup at the same time... Tackle made by Lauvale and LaWaylon...

I don't even know where to begin on this one. Hmm, keeping an $850,000 violin on a car seat while you pick up some beer and chips? Family offering a $10,000 reward on an $850,000 violin? Insurance covers everything except theft from a car? Dumbass violinist dodges bullet

Wow, black jerseys, how creative. Everybody wants black. Even the frigging Sabres wanted black. Black sells, that's all that matters.

If TD can't find a prom date I think I know someone I can hook him up with for about ten bucks...

I'm hoping your avatar is someone you delivered a package to.... ...and I'm not saying what kind of package

I'm not sure but I think this has been discussed in a thread or twenty somewhere down below...

Maybe you should Google "reach around"...

I liked this part: Underneath the dress, I assume...

That was TOO fricken funny BTW, nice avatar...just saw the flick this past weekend. Awesome.

I think they should just rename the team from the Cardinals to the Popes. You know, to commemorate the new...ah, never mind.

Can you still get those old-style jerseys with a custom name and number? I'd love to get a Chandler jersey.

Personally, I find it hard to believe that either of them is attempting to lay claim to it at all.

boxer briefs, baby

I still give that one to Ryan Denney. After all, he moved up to get him.

"Classic" going all the way back to 1993? Man, I'm getting old. When I saw that, I was hoping to see some games from the early '70s.

Facts?! Where the hell did you see those?

And we want this guy as our kicker??!?

I'm hoping we can find a few more Tuckers for our O-line. We could have some fun with that.

Coolness

Well put, and a good statement of the real issue, I would say. Nevertheless, I was not contradicting that, at least not that I could tell. I did not state (or, at least in my mind, intend to imply) that Republicans were the cause of big government. My intention was merely to reflect on the fact that Republicans have traditionally been anti-big government, and to a large degree continue to sell themselves as such, when the reality is that current Republicans practice almost nothing that would suggest this. I don't really see how stating this clouds the issue. It's already a given, to some extent, that Democrats would be expected to behave this way. I guess it just reinforces the fact that it's true for anyone, despite any claims to the contrary.

I've said it before and I'll say it again... Obesity isn't this nation's worst epidemic. It's stupidity.

*Sigh* Not exactly what I was implying, as this is pretty well known. Never mind. I'll just chalk this one up to the communication shortcomings intrinsic to message boards.

Damn you boys are touchy these days. Can't a guy just comment on how Republicans have traditionally been against big government, yet while in power now (and enjoying quite the majority) have been doing a splendid job of abandoning those traditions? No, let's make it a partisan issue. More opportunity to be confrontational, I guess...

Tell that to the Republicans...