Dirtbag

of course certain areas and players (mccoy) are better than previous years. other areas are worse. the overall talent washes out at .500 give or take a win, just as it usually does.

yes, our talent level is about the same as it's always been. so, no, we aren't good enough to make the playoffs.

devoting space to reggie bush is the opposite of lazy journalism. it's hard to write about something no one cares about. skurski is clearly doing everything he can to pump out content now that the season's over. good on him!

my moles say they're actually there to interview a hot young coaching prospect.

doug whaley = mr. privy on the prowl

whaley is just negging him.

people here loved flutie after all.

i wouldn't worry about it. smart money's on us all being alone in our coffins next time the bills get there.

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nah, i think it's mostly because he's lazy and dumb.

yeah. finishing just under .500 makes him a perfect cultural fit for this team.

i would like to spend exactly zero seconds with him socially since he seems like the ultimate man-child. i would much rather go to a speakeasy with marv where we would have a whoopee sipping on bee's knees 'til we're zozzled, flirting with a couple o' smarties and dancing the charleston all night like a couple o' regular dewdroppers.

eh, i thought he was just lazy and dumb.

c-town is about to get a whole lot more eyebrowsy.

rex is just another entitled millennial crybaby.

mr. kraft drunkenly choking on his vomit after the pats win is +25000. not sure what the vig is. mr. kraft drunkenly choking on someone else's vomit is +55000.

best forehead in all of sports.

doug whaley believes in alternative facts.

it's hard to get a good night's rest in the nfl.

i don't understand why everyone is so upset about leaks. i love leaks. i love them. i love hearing the gossip in the front office, i love the backbiting and trying to figure out who's positioning themselves to save their job. i love knowing what coach they're going to hire or what player they're going to draft ahead of time. there have been countless posts on this board with people begging nevergiveup or whoever else if they have inside info to share, so i'm not sure where all this anti-leak sentiment is coming from. even if the team was good, i would probably love leaks. the fact that they suck makes leaks all the more interesting. at least leaks provide some amount of entertainment. in conclusion, leaks are great. i love leaks.

this is actually a very interesting question: when did they jump the shark? to me, jumping the shark has to be an occurrence that is outstandingly bad, it has to really stand out. there are so many options. i would go with wade refusing to wear headlines because it was completely senseless, but that seems way too early in the drought timeline. all the saint doug stuff seems way too late. and, given the team's history, rex's boorishness and general stupidity doesn't even qualify. personally, i think they jumped the shark in the buddy nix years because he was so completely clueless and seemed proud of the fact that he wasn't particularly smart. it was either when he said his plan for free agency was to go to bed or when he was dumb enough to get recorded talking free agency with that tampa bay gm. i'm sure something equally deserving happened during the tom donohoe years, but i can't recall it right now.

is he a faith-based winner?

out getting new batteries for his wahl goatee groomer. sal is great. he reports anything the bills tell him as fact without ever considering the reason the information is being shared with him.

the priest from the church down the street is probably more religious than foles and could be had for $25k/year. worth kicking the tires, methinks.

that would be the second greatest trick the devil ever pulled.