Wake up round 730
Give the wife a jab to see if shes frisky
After being shot down I shower and throw on my Bills shirt of the day and hat
Run to the store grab the peanut oil, wings, and blue cheese and celery
Get home make sure keg-o-rater is running like the wind
FF line ups are set, got game day in the back round loud as hell as I make bfast
Wife comes down stairs yells the tv's to friggin loud
I ignore her and proceed to eat and watch tv
Look over my bets for the day and proceed to call my local bookmaker
After i hang up I realized my bets suck and proceed to sweat it out till gametime
Throw on the Bills, My Bulldog Rosco has his Bills shirt on he looks at me I tell him its going to be a good day
Boys start filing in, try to change the channel I tell them to go the f%$& home we are only watching the Bills
Wife comes down stairs complains that i didnt buy anything healthy and goes shopping for the day
I proceed to get hammered and stuff my face until game time
Game comes on I look at you lucky bastards in the stands and wish I was there
Then I look at the clean toilet and free beer and smile
See you fuggers for the Monday Nighter!!!!!