Peter Griffin

In about 1.5 years. Jauron drove the car into the ditch, and now Buddy and Chan have been thrown the keys....Give them some time.

Why is Chris Johnson any better than Reggie Bush? They're the same size? Who knows...maybe it's heart. Why can't that big guy I saw in the supermarket the other day play center for us? He's the exact same size as Nick Mangold?

Ralph's been dead for several months now.

Thanks!!! Needs updating though!

Nobody knows for sure but conventional wisdom says sometime next week.

I normally root for the underdog but I'm sick of Butler. They don't belong in the finals. got lucky with opponent's injuries and favorable officiating.

She's not his girlfriend http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/tebow-photo-...bodypaint-27028

NEGATIVES: Not ideal size (6'1"), lacks elite arm strength POSITIVES - Accuracy, Scrambling ability, Leadership COMPARES TO: Drew Brees

Subject: Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies * During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. * All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555. * Most dogs are immortal. * If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. * All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. * All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread. * It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. * Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving * The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place : No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty. * If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition -even if you haven't been carrying any before now. * You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. * Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do. * If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition. * The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. * A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. * If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long. * When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. * Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere in the universe. * Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead. * If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear. * Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now. * Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it. * Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames. * The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job. * A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium. * Medieval peasants had perfect teeth. * Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology. * Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant. * It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations. * Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. * All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. * It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting. * A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. * If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. * Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization (especially a Macintosh snicker, snicker!!)). * It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. * When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage. * No-one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock. * Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite. * When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. * You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. * Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds -unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. * An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child. * Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects this one personally at that precise moment. * If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

Here is another site to check out http://www.hdsportsguide.com/news/2010/cbs...ge-map-central/

Speaking of GW can't believe nobody has unearthed this: http://sportsbybrooks.com/tag/George_Wilson which basically is a link to this: http://photos.essence.com/galleries/eye_ca...e_wilson#357631

Well, if those Einsteins and Poindexters over at the time-honored, venerable, ever-ubiquitous, football think-tank known as "ProFootballFocus.com" think D. Bell is terrible I guess it's got to be true.

I predict this will never happen.

Not jeans, real Bills fans rock the Zubaz: http://www.kukoda.com/wp-content/zubaz2.jpg or http://www.buffalorising.com/zubaz_ful_18598314.jpg

Breaking news PFT: Report: Eagles are telling teams that McNabb, Kolb aren't available link

Maybe the low fan turnout was backlash from the failure to try for a perfect season???

Well...I suppose if he's good enough to coach the Dolphins inside linebackers, he's good enough to be our DC!

That draft sucks - we could have had Jerry Rice with our 2nd pick instead of Derrick Burroughs.

Congrats!!

Alex Van Pelt = AVP = Dough Boy = Pillsbury Dough Boy = "THE PILL" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Van_Pelt

Long live "THE PILL"!!!!!!

My favorite line from the 2nd article: “Before I went in for surgery the doctors were watching it on their phones,” said Wood. “They were telling me, ‘You’re going to want to see this.’ So I watched the replay of the injury from my hospital bed and it was pretty gruesome.”

It's a good job...even Oakland gets calls.

My money is on Jpeg Jones

Gary Myers of SNY said before the season "The only thing that worries me are the Jets are a built to win now team with a rookie quarterback" I agree with him. I could be wrong but I predict they will fall back into mediocrity rather than become dominant. The Jets are following the Redskins model of bringing in a lot of high priced free agents (Faneca, Pace, Jenkins, Scott, Richardson, Braylon Edwards, Leonard etc) rather than the Patriots, Steelers and Colts models of building mainly through the draft. The Jets only had 3 draft picks last year and this will have a disastrous ripple effect in years to come. Also, subtract 2 draft picks next year for Braylon Edwards trade. Also, I'm not a believer in Sanchez at all. I think his drafting was mainly a ploy to sell PSLs. He may progress but he has basically been asked to do nothing this year, and when he has, he's been terrible. Don't let the media brainwash you into thinking the these 12 of 23 for 185 yd performances are all that spectacular. Yesterday was his best day ever mainly because of the 80 yd pass to Edwards but that was a busted coverage. Go compare Sanchize's stats to David Carr's rookie year.