DC Tom

You know, sometimes you're only one "cha-chi" away from being a low-rent Dennis Miller. (That's not a bad thing.)

That 19 second gif of Hatch eating bacon has better production quality than ESPN's MNF graphics.

Yes. I don't recall Trump rescinding any sanctions. He kept his predecessor's schedule of sanctions in place. Unlike Obama.

I think it was a rhetorical question. It's old enough. China caved since them.

2024. He'll give a keynote speech at the Democratic Convention in 2020. He's being groomed like Obama was. Democrats don't have policies. They have cults of personality.

Actually, the current round of sanctions were issued last March by Trump.

Well, I'm convinced. Hang the bastard.

You have help figuring that out, or did you manage it all on your own? Who ***** cares...

Always thought Charles Martellus was overrated, myself. More like Charles the Anvil at Tours. But...he did have the foresight to form a professional army specifically tailored to defeat Ummayids, and managed a surprise march to force the Ummayids to battle on his choice of ground (and a very well-selected choice it was). So he was no slouch, either, as he anticipated Moltke's idea that decisive battles are decided in the aufmarsch by more than a thousand years. It ain't your game, *****head.

Not buying what you're obviously selling. Moron.

Comparing the competing bribe offers from owners.

Mind you, I'm not claiming women can't officiate. I'm not claiming they can officiate. I'm just claiming you're an idiot for thinking the problem with officiating can be solved by gender diversity.

When I pointed out that I didn't give a ***** about Kaepernick's kneeling, I was explicitly told that I had to care, or I was racist. So...you have to honor President Bush. Or you're racist. Or something.

He wasn't when he invaded England from France. Even though he's interred in the Dome des Invalides with other French war heroes. So Napoleon's not French, even though he was when he died. But William the Conquerer is English, because he was when he died. God only knows why people think you're a dipshit.

Local factors in transportation and availability impact pricing in the short-term more than swings in oil prices, though. But in this case, you are right.

I just want to say, for the record: TWEETS ARE NOT OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.

It was commissioned to commemorate Ulm-Austerlitz. That's because you're a dipshit. Napoleon, William the Bastard, Roland, de Bourbon, Vauban, Rochambeau, Davout.

I'm loving this conspiracy theory, though. You rarely see this combination of complexity and coherence. It's a thing of beauty.

I have a couple of his "history" books. They're crap. They're less "history" than polemics, and incoherent ones at that.

This is not surprising. Wednesday is officially considered a "government holiday" as of a couple hours ago.

WAKE AND BAKE, SHEEPLE!!!

Both teams were Offside repeatedly all game, and not called for it. The officiating was atrocious. As bad as in the Bills game. Bad and inconsistent officiating is a league-wide problem.

The math is right. Everything else is wrong. The poster's an idiot.

BREAKING NEWS: Same *****, different day.