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  1. DC Tom
    I shudder to think of the trouble I'd have been in, in college, if I'd been caught acting like an asshat towards seniors... ...oh, wait, that was William F. Buckley. I'd have been fine.
  2. DC Tom
    She only cares how it polls in California. Maybe New England. And it likely has overwhelming support in both places, silencing the fake president.
  3. DC Tom
    Is it a cliff we can push Al Gore off, though? I can live with that... Acts of terrorism! #BostonStrong
  4. DC Tom
    I'm old enough to remember when money was the government's, not the tax payers'. Seems like it was just a couple years ago...
  5. DC Tom
    Those radar-guided lollipops, or infrared?
  6. DC Tom
    Little known fact there, Sammie...the biggest innovation in military history wasn't gunpowder. It was the hobnail boot that the Assyrians replaced sandals with...
  7. DC Tom
    Congress can override vetos.
  8. DC Tom
    From the Snowflake Comedy Club.
  9. DC Tom
    I'm bigger than both of you, and I don't bump in to anything. What the hell's wrong with you two?
  10. DC Tom
    I did notice the one kid with a Dolphins hat. I assume he was raised that way, and am not going to recommend running him through a wood chipper. His parents, though...
  11. DC Tom
    I was talking about the MAGA kid...but really, I'm not choosy.
  12. DC Tom
    AND...he was spying for the Russians while dating Jeanne Kirkpatrick. Bill the Cat...Russian Illuminati reptilian HAARP spy clone with Trump's brain implanted. Somebody alert Mueller!!! (While I alert Berkeley Breathed.)
  13. DC Tom
    Get in her face and bang on a drum and I'll bet she goes completely ballistic over being assaulted.
  14. DC Tom
    You know, though...he really does have an awfully punchable face.
  15. DC Tom
    Well, you did just answer to the name "McDumbass."
  16. DC Tom
    WARNING: you may contain chemicals that have been found to cause cancer in the State of California.
  17. DC Tom
    They were agents of the Deep State anyway. Don't forget - Bill the Cat was in a fatal car accident in the mid-80s, and cloned from the remains of his tongue. Bill the Cat - an Illuminati reptilian HAARP clone, like Ginsburg. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!111!!!1!!!1!111
  18. DC Tom
    They'd have cemented my vote if they'd given more support to the Oxford comma.
  19. DC Tom
    That was a PREPARED line?
  20. DC Tom
    Chocolate, you ***** communist.
  21. DC Tom
    The last time I watched Fox was during the Ferguson riots, and they had a truly diverse panel of people (including Brown's relatives) on representing multiple viewpoints having a reasonably civil exchange with each other. CNN had reporters on the scene talking about what the riots meant for CNN.
  22. DC Tom
    It's what I set it with...
  23. DC Tom
    It's called "Civil Asset Forfeiture."
  24. DC Tom
    Well, I stand corrected.
  25. DC Tom
    He needs a beating, too.
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