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Jon in Pasadena

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  1. In a New York minute. As long as I'm holding a loaded arbolest.
  2. I am sorely tempted.
  3. At this point, realistically, all I'm hoping for is a little bit of lube. Is that so much to ask for?
  4. Media center up and running in < 1 hr: http://lifehacker.com/5929913/build-a-xbmc-media-center-with-a-35-raspberry-pi
  5. Red dots, yellow crescents; add a few more colors and shapes and you could have a rousing game of Qwirkle.
  6. Was he chain-smoking cigarettes, by any chance?
  7. http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/182575-patriots-cheating-at-coin-flips/?do=findComment&comment=3754960 .0053 is (approx) the probability of winning exactly 19 out of 25 flips. .0073 is (approx) the probability of winning at least 19 out of 25 flips. (i.e. 19 or 20 or ... or 25) Either way it stinks.
  8. Technically, those are the odds of winning at least 19 out of 25 flips with a fair coin. But yeah. They probably **** gold bricks, too.
  9. One night with you and they go full Lesbo?
  10. I love how Reed, Carrington & Enemkapali are like "WTF was that?"
  11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLufXp7Ey_A
  12. "Tonight we're going to do the thing with the Icy Hot again... I promise!"
  13. Oh, yeah, they definitely &#33;@#&#036;ed his **** up.
  14. http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/24/asia/japan-centenarian-sprint-record/
  15. "...come to me and do not hinder them! For the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these." --Matthew 19:14
  16. Just re-watched that recently on Amazon Prime. The '70s were weird, man. Like... really weird.
  17. "This is a weird dream. I'm like..old. And ...white?"
  18. I read the guy could get 11 years if convicted and sentenced to the max. What is that, about a year per waffle? Hope they were memorable.
  19. I knew the etymology of "sinister". Duh. Fortunately many of the 50 states are no longer living in the early Christian era, hence we no longer call children evil based on their handedness. Children are evil based on their other behaviors. You idiot. (PS, I am dexterous.)
  20. Maybe he was thinking "2 + 3 = 5" ?
  21. "We can't understand why everyone's always picking on us and calling us ignorant hicks." -- Okies
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