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Jon in Pasadena

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  1. Jon in Pasadena
    5/5 But I've been writing pattern recognition programs for 20 years, so that's probably cheating.
  2. Jon in Pasadena
    The "Not fully sad, but you will be soon" chick -- most definitely.. She got that Penelope Cruz thing goin' on.
  3. Jon in Pasadena
    At work, a bunch of us were watching the game on a big-screen TV. Someone observed that the ESPN caption box ran out of room to display all the German goals on the Germany side of the box. I suggested they could just list the additional German goals on Brazil's side of the caption box, because Brazil certainly wasn't using it.
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    Ann Coulter is a chick? For real? I would not have guessed that.
  5. Jon in Pasadena
    No it snot.
  6. Jon in Pasadena
    Casillas is done like dinner. Although he did get mugged on one of those goals.
  7. Jon in Pasadena
    If I had a nickel for every time I've read that in the last decade+ of futility I'd have ... pretty much all of the nickels.
  8. Jon in Pasadena
    Never felt the urge to get close enough to check. Guy I knew at a previous job did though.
  9. Jon in Pasadena
    Man, you'd love Santa Monica Boulevard.
  10. Jon in Pasadena
    Since when is throwing wiffle-balls at each other from your knees considered to be batting practice? We used to call it "!@#$ing around."
  11. Jon in Pasadena
    Our defense sucks! Doomed! Our offense sucks! Doomed!
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  13. Jon in Pasadena
    Oh common, man!
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  15. Jon in Pasadena
    Except for the 'O', 'P', and 'T' that was a pretty fair imitation of e.e. cummings.
  16. Jon in Pasadena
    But the 17 year old boys got multiple F's, so it's all good. Wait, what?
  17. Jon in Pasadena
    A new kind of cheese that I just invented that needs to be aged 100 years before being eaten.
  18. Jon in Pasadena
    The Bills have a pretty strong record over the last decade of drafting players that prevent touchdowns. Unfortunately, most of them are on Offense.
  19. Jon in Pasadena
    Usually it's the other way around.
  20. Jon in Pasadena
    Meat Loaf or Steaming Loaf ... decisions, decisions...
  21. Jon in Pasadena
    I once released a friggin' huge garter snake in the mess hall at summer camp during the middle of lunch. Never heard so much screaming in my life.
  22. Jon in Pasadena
    Hair trigger, no doubt.
  23. Jon in Pasadena
    PR stunt before his "King Missile" sample drops?
  24. Jon in Pasadena
    Someone took the term "codpiece" much too literally.
  25. Jon in Pasadena
    "It felt a hell of a lot bigger than that coming out!"
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