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Jon in Pasadena

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  1. Not a fan, but if it keeps you off those underage bicycles, I say go for it!
  2. If it were one of my kids the croc was gnawing on, I'd do it without thinking. For the wife...well it might get up to an "eight-count" or so.
  3. Read it in high school (actually it's Francis McCromber, I think). (*SPOILER ALERT*) And to repay him, his adultering wife blows off the back of Francis's head with a !@#$ing Buffalo rifle.
  4. Wow, and here I was getting all upset because *my* wife threw away the Roomba without telling me, thereby depriving me of the rapturous joy of cleaning off the !@#$ing thing's optical sensors for the 1000th time so it'd stop driving in circles....
  5. An old room-mate of mine from college days used to piss in the sink in his dorm room. Yes, he was the laziest human being on the planet.
  6. Yeah, with a stiffie the size of Manhattan.
  7. Bravo! I was just thinking about DK Valentine's BBML when I came across this post. I think I still have some posts from that list archived somewhere...
  8. For most folks I've spoken with on the matter, the outrage is because he was patronizing one particular establishment while having a history of prosecuting other such establishments for doing exactly the same things. The hypocrisy is mind-blowing.
  9. Great proofreaders they got over there on dallascowboys.com
  10. Wow, sux to be you! Jessica has never ever refused to have sex with me. Not even once.
  11. You don't need quality players on the offensive line. You can use any old fat slobs, and line up a "superstar" running back behind them and you'll do just fine! /TommyD>
  12. List of Wallers to Introduce to Hot Chicks:1.Ed 2.KTFBD
  13. I thought Terrance did rather well for himself yesterday. His aunt and cousin came up to our Bills Bar and watched the game with us, and they said that as a 7th round rookie tackle he was a little bit surprised to be thrust into the starting line-up so soon, but he's adjusting pretty quickly. They also said he's "loving Buffalo" which is a good sign!
  14. I hate it when that !@#$er eats my corn flakes. But if he's going to do it, he might as well bang on a burning gong, I suppose.
  15. He was bumped by one of our stellar OL as he threw, which took some of the oomph out of his pass.
  16. THANK YOU!I was sure I heard him say that and I immediately yelled "No fuggin' way was that PI on us!" but all the other people watching the game looked at me like I was retarded.
  17. Recently? 190 Proof grain alcohol, straight from the bottle. Another game like the last two, and I may have to move up to strychnine.... Oh, and I'll probaby be at McGillicuddy's. Rather go to Busby's, but I have time constraints right now.
  18. Except for that hanging chad you left back in 2000...
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