inkman

Unfortunately, the only thing kick offs and punts have in common is a foot and a ball. Kickoffs fly end over end, while punts spiral. The blocking is entirely different for each. Kickoffs tend to be more violent as players are running at one another from 30 - 40 yards away. I hope his waife like arms can hold onto the ball.

I can't imagine a better place for her ________ than my hands, face and dick. So which fits better there, glasses or breasts?

Thank you. That girl is a makeover away from being stunning.

Smartest thing you've said.

Cool. Good luck, I thought I met my destiny in my ex-wife but we fell out of love and busted a cap in that dying dog of a relationship. I miss my dog. We didn't shoot him, she has him. Other than that, I'm having the time of my life.

You got me I guess, but rediculous instead of ridiculous is a HUGE pet peev of mine. I see it a dozen times a day, it wears on me. Not sure why all the name calling is about, guess it's because we have a .00001% chance of ever running into one another and actually knowing who each other is.

Since we've resorted to name calling, I guess I'm a dick for mispelling a word that I've typed exactly once in my lifetime. As for the expensnes, her family paid for the destination wedding/honeymoon, but we paid for the reception back home because only our direct families had the $$$ to attend our wedding in St.Lucia. The reception cost about $4K, douche.

Her body seem drastically different than the news photo. Something is drastically wrong with her face, but on inkman's how many beers would it take, she rates a 7.

You don't sound financially ready to be married. Marriage is as much a love and relationship decision as it is a monetary decision. My ex-wife (can't say that enough, it's only been official for a week) and I were fully prepared to pay for everything but her parents stepped in and paid for our destination wedding/honeymoon. You shouldn't expect a cent from anyone. When did the tradtion start, prehistoric times when you had to exchange wooly mamoth hides for a bride? It's 2009 already. BTW, it's ridiculous.

Charles Barkley disagrees.

My God that word sucks. So many better ways to convey the point but the meat heads stick with one of the worst words ever created. When a bunch of crusty white dudes in suits start using it, the word is no longer cool. As far as my teams, I like them having it.

My game day quotes Are usually a little different

I'd only move him with a proven punt returner on the roster, who's that? McGee? McKelvin? Fred Jackson? Lankster? Lankster is the only guy I'd put there with regularity as the others are starters and too valuable right now.

At my neighborhood picnic last year, one of my neighbors volunteered to bring soda. I didn't have any during the picnic, but a couple of days afterward, I was craving some soda so I popped open a diet coke they had brought. I took one sip and immendiately spit it across the garage. Apparently, diet coke has a shelf like under 15 years. UGGGGHHH!

I've always had a special little place in my heart for those pieces of crap. I guess people that bought them never bothered to do any research or just didn't care that they were getting a VW engine in an Audi chasis. I think I respect people who bought the Fiero in comparison.

Sorry didn't see your post, yep I gots the gout. I'm okay for now, we'll see how goes it.

Diagnosed a week earlier with gout. Didn't hit me until the 8th day taking it, not sure why. I was prescribed vicodin in it's place. Not sure if me likey, getting stoned !@#$s my **** up, so I can only imagine what a narcotic might do.

I'm well aware of the national pundits and their uniformed opinions. Their offense is formidable but, as they say, defense wins championships and I think the Pats D is middle of the road right now. If the injury to Mayo is problematic, the Pats could be in trouble. Seeing the Steelers and Chargers in week one doesn't lend much credo to my doubts about the Pats, but I hold my reservations until proven toherwise.

Just calling it like I see it. Losing Seymour was devastating. Not a coincidence, the Bills moved the ball with considerable effectiveness. While Vrabel and Bruschi were long in the tooth, and Mayo & Guyton are ridiculous athletes, there is something to be said for experience.

One would have thought, but it was while I was at work on Friday, on the can no less. At least I had the wherewithal to pull up my pants, get to my car and find the doctors office. Being found passed out with my pants down on the bathroom floor at work would have really sucked.

Only if they look like Winona Ryder. Without trying to sound to creepy, I think you could drop a couple of years off that number and not be wrong. Working a job with many teens (of age and not), I understand temptation. Considering I'm old enough to be their daddy, I never got the urge to make any advances. I feel they are family, don't get me wrong. They are attractive, but I'm more protective than horny.

Allergic reaction to indomethacin. Scary as !@#$! Thought I was going to die.

I was more concerned with breathing and living at the time, but after the fact, yeah, I'm a little pissed.

Couldn't find mine either.

A part of me feels this way. A large part.