DrDawkinstein

I hope not!

3rd most guaranteed for a RB behind only Barkley and Jeanty (which barely counts since its a fully guaranteed rookie deal). So most guaranteed money outside of Barkley. And folks said he was taking bad advice from his dumb brother and idiot agent...

I was trying to figure that out last night. Must be Patrick Willis. "Willis D fit in your mouth?" all I can think of.

I'm guessing Beane opened around $10M per, and we all know Cook's starting number. Good compromise on both sides. Took some maneuvering and working leverages, but they got it done. No one will remember all the thread drama by the time the season starts.

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

Wife of one of our scouts. Passed away recently.

This is why they dont put good teams on Hard Knocks. Not much interesting going on. Kinda like this board during the drought years vs when things have been good - a lot less to talk about nowadays.

He's the owner. That's what he gets to do. It doesnt seem too intrusive, and he certainly doesnt try to make or even influence decisions that much. There is a balance for owners. Less is more, but you still need to be present a little bit. It's also from the same clip they used last week, just different part of the discussion. So what was a 10min conversation at St John Fisher has been chopped up to look like he's around more.

Hard Knocks already struggling for content!

lol when he discovered the bell

Not just a reference, the dreaded story line!

Man, I really do love Sean McDermott in front of the room and being a teacher/leader. Loved the chair story and the point about consistency. If he could work out those in-game kinks...

Answer is... it depends. I think last week we determined there are different tiers/offerings/packages of HBO Max depending how you get it.

LETS GO!! Discuss here.

I mean, no one is actually doing it, lol This all goes back to the history of "deez nutz", which started in a skit track on Dr Dre's 1992 album The Chronic. It's just about tricking someone with some word play into asking for clarification, and once they do and you got em, you get to hit them with the punchline. At this point, it's more about coming up with the witty setup that can trick someone. I'll let you get back to picturing whatever it was that you were imagining about tho...

I was surprised they dared to repeat that one to the man himself. That was a great one.

Hard Knocks airs at 9pm. It's a half-joke idea kickin around that the Bills will announce something big right before in order to distract from HK. Likely wont happen but a boy can dream.

They're all setups to dick jokes. If you repeat or answer, then you got got, and get the punchline. Succan? Succan deez nutts Shuval? Shuval deez nutts in your mouth Room 40? Room 4 deez nutts in your mouth Then he got them to say "Phyliss". Phyliss d on your face.

About 59.3% according to latest census.

That's very sweet. And I appreciate someone bringing a "nice guy" narrative on Cook for once. But I'd be shocked if that were true. Fingers crossed for an 8:30pm contract announcement.

First clip mentions he has a brother playing at VT too. I wonder if he's white as well.

That has to be laid out in the CBA and I havent heard any report of such a thing across all the various hold-ins each year. WRT option C, it would be a very McDermott thing to put our 2nd best Offensive player on the bench for no good reason. Classic McDoghouse. I think if that were the case though, he could still hold-in another week at least before having to return to practice.

Between Tre being our darkest uncle, and white Steve, we have it all covered. Shakir and Milano holding the middle ground. 😆 Side note: I couldnt tell from the clip, but this must have been the guy behind the story from Hard Knocks where the coach says after he caught that touchdown he said "I've ARRIVED!"

The players understand. Especially the one guy who makes more in a single season than Cook's entire next contract will be worth.

I'm sure it's been mentioned, but most car dealerships are just financing banks disguised as car dealerships nowadays. Make most of their money in financing deals, and will jerk you around through all sorts of shenanigans to get you into one of their loans. Buyer beware. Once they ask you "What do you want your monthly payment to be?", or they break out a piece of paper and draw out the 4 quadrants... just get up and walk away. Theyre about to ***** you over.