crazyDingo

Tubesteak? (Thank you! I'm here all week! Be good to your waitress.)

He has been practicing in pinstripes They are slimming.

Please refer to chapter 2 of the Donahoe manual: We Are Lucky To Have Him "...Lots of coaching staffs dont trust their kickers, I mean, c'mon, jeesh, what do you want from me? We're lucky to have him..."

I'm so sick and tired of society blaming the man for being raped: "He was begging for it..." "Look at how he dresses, you know he wants it..." Sometimes I just want to be a handsome man who is loved for his MIND, not his giant hooters.

I like this quote: "I thought Drew got a raw deal. Everyone knows it takes about 3 or 4 years with a team before you produce," an obviously crazy Josh Reed yelled from the sideline.

I'm buying a #11 jersey with "He Sack Me" on it.

I thought Shelton quit so he could smoke Blunts and wander the Earth like Cain? He's got dreadlocks, right?

I tried those "chasers" pills that you take before you drink to avoid hangovers. Needless to say, they didnt work on a blood alcohol level 3x the human limit. So I cooked 'em up and smoked them. No hangover!

Tom took my Grandmother to church and then out for tea and she swears there was no "hanky panky."

I've been loaning him my flaxseed oil.

W Sep 11 Houston W Sep 18 @Tampa Bay W Sep 25 Atlanta W Oct 2 @New Orleans W Oct 9 Miami W Oct 16 N.Y. Jets W Oct 23 @Oakland W Oct 30 @New England Week 9 BYE W Nov 13 Kansas City W Nov 20 @San Diego W Nov 27 Carolina W Dec 4 @Miami W Dec 11 New England W Dec 17 Denver W Dec 24 @Cincinnati W Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets GO BILLS! GO JP! GO JILLS! GO RALPH! GO BUFFALO!!!!!

Listen, its just for a ceremonial retirement; like the one we'll give Rob Johnson.

I'm suspiscious because the actor looks JUST LIKE the Burger King. I think its some guy in a big headed mask or something. Otherwise, they cast it perfectly, that guy is a ringer for the Burger King.

JP will be like Vick only if he has a BREAK-OUT season. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Viva Ron Mexico!)

RJ=profootballinjury

He'll make a great mentor for the Manning boy. He's a terrific team-first guy.

"...Rheem will never be able to kickoff in the NFL and his range on FGA's is limited...9-of-12 field goal attempts in 2002, 12-of-17 in 2003..." Sounds like TD's kind of guy. We'd be L-U-C-K-Y to have him. :puke:

That makes no sense at all. How does a receiver get sacked? Is he supposed to lock-onto Moulds while he's running down the field? Is it HIS team? Can he beat Brady in a pay-per-view footrace? ????? No, 11 wont work at all.

DC=Defensive Coordinator?

Excuse me, Losers, but you have not been listening to our General Manager, the esteemed Mr. Tom Donohoe who has tried to inform all you LOSERS that we are L-U-C-K-Y to have whats-his-face as our kicker. GET WITH THE PROGRAM YOU MALCONTENTS! If a win depends on a kicker making a fieldgoal with only a second left on the clock can you think of ANYONE in the league you would want more than Lindell? Didnt think so!

I am so sick and tired of hearing all you people blame everthing but the RESPONSIBLE culprit: The Diabetic NEEDLE! If we didnt have diabetics in our society this never would have happened. Next thing, that poor child will be experimenting with insulin.

The best I could think of: <drumroll!!!!> Willis McPayMe! HA!

Reed is entirely too huge and FAT to be a new-and-improved Bills WR.

All Drew needed was a world-class offensive line, a probowl TE, hall-of-fame receivers and a couple great runningbacks, an understanding fan base and a winning head coach. You people make me want to PUKE!!!!!

Roscoe P. "Coldtrain" Nothing will ever beat "Thermal" Thurman. Wasnt O.J.'s original nickname "Slash"