crazyDingo

ESPN is introducing a newer, hipper, more urban verson of the show that doesnt get bogged down with all the distracting NFL news and info. BOOYA!

Patriots 49 Panthers 7 Tedy Bruschi scores 7 touchdowns, scores an extra one and grants the points to the struggling Panthers, gives CPR to a baby and makes balloon-animals for needy children at halftime. ESPN explodes.

It was said in an article casting TD as Scrooge. The line wasnt said by the real Donahoe. It wasnt even a clever article. Forget it.

Listen, he is a rich sissy who has no love for Buffalo and no passion for the game. When our playoff chance went out the window, so did his interest. He is going through the motions, end of story. With him its "me first, me last" McPayMe, I'm calling you out! You are a primadonna and dont have the backbone or character to make it in Buffalo for long. They can spot a phony a mile away. My biggest criticism of the whole TD debacle is that he keeps bringing in players who dont have what it takes to make it in Buffalo. Not in Miami or Dallas--in BUFFALO. You know, where the Bills PLAY? Where o where have all the roughnecks gone?

Japan. I hear they're not selling. or, you could go onto ebay and shell out $1300. or, do what I do, go to the game outlet at the mall and push some little kid down and take hers.

Glass cube? Is the player Rob Johnson? Dont drop it! Hey, if it was Drew Bledsoe, would it be a wooden block? <insert laughter and applause> Be good to your waitress, folks. Thank you and GOOD NIGHT!

Ryan Leaf's first year as a starter: 10 games 245 Attempts 111 Completions 45 Percentage 1289 yards 2 TDs 15 Ints 39 QB rating 27 rushes 80 yards 0 TD Dude never won anything and is still a national joke. Sometimes a bad start to a career really does indicate a bad player. sigh. Fingers crossed.

Is there anything more worthless than a sideline reporter? ...I mean besides our coaches, players and management?

...To rebuild the Bills roster by drafting or bringing-in free agents that have played football their whole careers REGIONALLY! Why doesnt anyone do that? Doesnt it make sense to look for players that have grown up in climates similar to the one's they'll, you know, PLAY in? You would be able to choose from lots of East Coast, Northeast, Midwest schools and pro teams whose players aren't, like, afraid of snow or maybe have played in it before. Guys who grow up in snow are tough, they come from rough pedigee; hell, they ENJOY it. (see: Jim Kelly) Am I a genius? Am I a madman? YES! Screw "the U", let's get us some tough Pennsylvania Offensive Linemen.

Ummm, can I get tickets or is there a waiting list?

If your season's "turning point" comes in week 2 YOU SUCK! This current Bills roster couldnt overcome a bad coin toss...

Consider the source of the award and rest easy.

The Bills have become a terrific training ground for anyone trying to advance themselves in the NFL ranks. We break in new coaches all the time! Lets give him a shot. Do you think in 5 years Mel would produce a losing franchise? Well, then he's qualified. Now if we could only snatch up Matt Millen as ass't GM!

Biggest disappointment? Does anyone know how much text you can type before you crash the Internet? Then I better be brief: TD MM JP MW OL DL W/L etc. etc.

yep. doable plan.

Sigh. Maybe you're right. Dan Reeves wouldnt know how to run a Tackle-eligible, double-reverse, fake-flea-flicker punt anyway. That would be a waste of Roscoe's talent.

Dan Reeves. Seriously.

Dallas.

Roscoe may turn out to be the WORST selection in history.

ROSCOE CRUSHED!

Sharpe hasnt been right about a call all night long and is still better than that AWFUL sunday nite joke.

only down 2 td's with 6 minutes left in the game and the Ralph is empty.

beer me

Waaait a minute... BRING BACK VAN PELT! Come outta that booth you pudgy bastard! Wonder if he'd make a good coach, too

PWND