crazyDingo

These guys had a great week of practice. Sometimes things just go wrong.

The Bills wilt in the heat every season. Please refer to the Tampa Bay melt down earlier this year.

Well, its a good product if you're in the fertalizer market.

heh.

You rabble-rousers want to start a FIRE TOM chant at the Ralph? Careful you "jerks" dont make him "ashamed to be part of this community." Besides, he WILL find you. All of you.

That Roscoe is such a wuss, what kind of clown is afraid of snow? Now spiders, I would understand...

"Is this some kind of bust?" "Very impressive, yes."

"This weeks winner of the TOPS Halftime Break a Fan Challenge is Tony Amatto of Lackawanna. Congratulations, Tony, from TOPS friendly markets." "The Driver of a Blue Minivan 132 LAC your lights are on."

exactly.

Everyone knows Buffalo is the most snakebitten city on Earth and fans of its Pro teams especially know how cruel Fate has mocked us. B word. A cloud if bad misfortune usually builds up like static electricty around the Bills and always zaps us at bad times. My theory is that when the Security Guard had his leg broken, he was a karmic lightning rod that absorbed the lingering Bad Luck in the air that was meant to strike Losman and make us endure Shane Matthews for 4 to 6 weeks. I think JP intuitively knows this and thats why he thanked that Security Guy for "Taking one for the team..." So heres what I propose: Halftime Leg Breakings. Just give it a chance. Security Guards, willing volunteers, of course, are bumped down the stairs at the Ralph until someone's leg breaks. It just might work, and those guys might be willing if it would help the team. You're reign of terror is over, Fate.

"... this is my team..." sigh.

oh snap.

Does anyone know if its true that the Moon Landing was faked and actually filmed in a studio in Brewski's colon? A guy from NASA was on FOX swearing we really landed there by climbing on Brewski's giant back and he just jumped up there. The reason Theismann worships Brewski is when Brewski snapped Theismans shinbone in half, he immediately performed on-field surgery to repair it and threw in a lobotomy for free.

Dont worry about him, he will be our off-season sacrifice to the season ticket buyers this year.

I was at the ESPNZone watching the game and when they put Suzy and Craft up EVERYONE in the joint, Bills and Pats fans were yelling "STFU! Put the game on!" espn=rj

Awesome. A true classic. Great post.

T80 great sig

I say substitute JP inside the 20's and run lots of gadget plays with Sam Adams as halfback and Roscoe in the single wing formation! We can call it the Buffalo Wing! Someone e-mail that to Dr. Z.

Bring back Wade.

Here's something I learned about Donahoe's Bills: All Sizzle, No Steak.

Tom Donahoe isnt going to like the smarmy tone of these posts, ya know. Its like you guys have been watching football for 40 years before he arrived. Listen, Defensive-whatever-they-are's-- those guys near the football-- they dont put butts in the seats! DUH! You want sell-outs? You wanna move some season tickets? You need to get the sexy picks, ok? Draft someone controversial, create a buzz...Sheesh. You poor acorns. Now, any so-called defect in the defense can be masked with BLITZING! And we have just the DC for that! Now blitzing, thats SEXY! I wish we would blitz with reckless abandon on every play! oh, wait...

What a tool. Leo, were you paying attention during the whole Rob Johnson/ Doug Flutie thing?

And without question this season's will be Tom Clements. Check out this gem from the Buffalo News: "...the Bills (Clements) say they would have run more if they could have stayed on the field." Geez, I thought if they stayed on the field they'd just stand around smoking cigarettes. Nice one, Tom. Don't despair, though, without question you will be quickly picked up by another team and come back to whip us. Its not you, its us. Really. http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20051...?tbd1072037.asp

There are about a half dozen Bills Backer Bars that I know of. The one in Henderson is called Johnny Macs and its on Boulder Highway. My fave. Slinging cards is the same at just about all the joints now that MGM has gone crazy and runs 1/3 of the city. Excaliber wont be much different from the dealer's standpoint than being at the Mirage. Many casinos pool the entire Shift's tips and then divide them equally to all the Dealers on that Shift, so even if your table is dead for a few hours you make pretty good coin. The Wynn sucks. VERY uptight place to work. If you dont like it at Excaliber, you can (in 6 months) transfer to any of their other dozen properties all over the city from Bellagio to MGM Grand to Circus Circus (as if). If you work at the Wynn, you're stuck. Besides, Steve Wynn is a pr!ck. Good luck, and remember: What happens here, stays here.

http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20051...?tbd1016379.asp This is the most level-headed and fair piece of journalism Mr. Sullivan has ever written. I knew right away something major was wrong with usual Space/Time. I did some research. Doesnt he even realize what he's done?! "In the New Century, The Bitter One Shall observe the New Boy's CHAOS and proclaim sense to the Wounded. Evil TD's Reign has begun. 4 and Twelve awaits." That. Evil. Bastard. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!