I’m going to Rule #2 your contention about the absence of “adult conversation,” the hurling of “bombs,” and the flight from the scene.
Also, to the best of my recollection, you have several Rule #2 requests outstanding from this morning. Perhaps it is that you, sir, are the one in violation of Rule #1 here.
Or perhaps it is that you would like to shame-shun yourself. How that would be accomplished is beyond me, but you are the intellectual standard bearer of the alt-wrong, so if anyone can figure it out, it’s you.