Haha on the cheese. For our honeymoon, we traveled to Budapest soon after Hungary had exited the Soviet Bloc. On train from Budapest to Vienna, ordered only thing I could discern on the menu, which i thought was a grilled cheese. Came back as a two inch hunk of cheese with some mold spots between two rock hard pieces of cold bread, and an inch of mayonnaise slathered on top.
Needless to say, waited till we hit Vienna for breakfast!
damn, i was at both these games as well