You're doing it all wrong...
First we drink heavily, then blame the refs.
Then we drink more and blame the OC and Head Coach
Then we drink more and blame the GM and Owner
Then we drink more and blame our family for raising us in Buffalo instead of some winning football city
Then we cry, accept our fate and start looking forward to the next game, which is the one that if we win, will catapult us to the playoff FOR SURE this year!
And to that, and to you Mr. Panda, I say