Lets run a little checklist here.
According to Goodell...
1. Repeated beating/battering of a woman - Its ok, only 1 game
2. Running an illegal gambling/dog killin operation and spending 2 years in the federal pen - its ok, only 5 games (potentially 0, depending on who vick signs with)
3. Countless cheap shots where upon the violator was fined by the league - thats fine, no penalty
4. Carrying a gun locked in a box in your trunk - Nope, 3 games, no chance of reducing the suspension.
You stay consistent there, roger.