Draconator

Finding the right person to spend the rest of your life with is worth far more than money.

Was just going to say that.

Some are far worse than others

Gosh golly gee, you're so smart...

https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/12/lisa-marie-presley-dead-dies-cardiac-arrest/ Lisa Marie Presley has died according to family sources ... TMZ has learned. Sources tell TMZ ... Lisa was pronounced dead at the L.A. area hospital where she was taken after suffering cardiac arrest Thursday morning. TMZ broke the story ... Lisa was rushed to the hospital after her housekeeper found her unresponsive at her Calabasas home. Her ex-husband, Danny Keough, was there and performed CPR on her until paramedics arrived and took over -- they administered at least one dose of epinephrine during resuscitation efforts.

I mean, I don't have all day to post about people. I have to go to the duty free for beer and the liquor store for vodka and gin. I don't text and drive.

Well some people have real lives and don't spend all their time calling others out on a message board...

Hyde along with Jamison Crowder were activated from IR and are now on the 21 day window. They both won't play this Sunday, but I think they'll be ready for the Divisional playoff round.

https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/12/lisa-marie-presley-rushed-to-hospital-cardiac-arrest/ Lisa Marie Presley has been rushed to a hospital after EMTs responded to her home for a possible cardiac arrest ... TMZ has learned. Sources directly connected to Lisa Marie tell TMZ ... paramedics performed CPR Thursday at her house in Calabasas before rushing to a hospital. We're also told they were able to regain a pulse before she was transported. It's unclear what her condition is at this point, but we know she's getting treatment in a hospital.

Yeppers

Dive to liquor store walk in grab bottle pay for bottle drive home take out glass put in ice pour Takes about 15 minutes depending on where your liquor store is, and depending if Dolphin and Pats fans are stocking up to drink away their sorrows. I'd hit it

I can definitely see Yolo breaking the news that the Bills were fed St John Fischer Turkey Burgers pre-game, making the final score 64-3.

Vodka

I want Beth Mullins to call the Play by Play. With Pat McAfee doing the color. Dream team.

Who's the receiving corps with Crowder back (seemingly)? Diggs Davis Crowder Beasley Shakir Brown McKenzie out?

When's Von coming back? The way this season has gone, can't rule that out.

Git er done Beane! Oh wait...

A lot remains to be seen. Who knows how he'll be in 10 years or so.

The announcement is Josh Allen has been traded from Kyle Brandt's Basement to The Pat McAfee Show next year.

The Washington Football Team is better than The Washington Commanders, so you have a point.

Didn't Gronk date Rim Shines?

Fixed

Coy Wire, former Buffalo Bill, still has inside connections with the org