Two boys from Buffalo, NY are playing street hockey when one of the
boys is attacked by a rabid pitbull. Thinking quickly, the other boy
takes his hockey stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists,
breaking the dog's neck.
A buffalo newspaper reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to
interview the boy. "Young Sabres Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal", he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Buffalo Sabres fan", the young
hero replies. "Sorry", replied the reporter, "since we're in Buffalo and you
were playing hockey, I just assumed you were".
"Bills Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack", the reporter continues in
his notebook. "But I'm not a Buffalo Bills fan either", the boy responds.
"I just thought everyone in Buffalo was either a Sabres or a Bills
fan", replied the reporter. "Whom do you root for?
"I'm a Toronto Maple Leaf fan", the boy answers proudly. The
reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes . . .
"Little Canadian Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet"