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Which is why you allow the competitive market forces to take over instead of throwing more money at the problem. Read vouchers. Giving folks a choice, will force schools to become better more efficient etc. in order to gain more voucher $$. It will help eliminate the waste.

DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. COMMUNIST You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain. AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up. FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good. JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school. GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year. ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows but you don't know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good. RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have. TALIBAN CORPORATION You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two. You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts. You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons. IRAQI CORPORATION You have two cows. They go into hiding. They send radio tapes of their mooing. POLISH CORPORATION You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them. BELGIAN CORPORATION You have one cow. The cow is schizophrenic. Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish. The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow. The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk. The cow asks permission to be cut in half. The cow dies happy. FLORIDA CORPORATION You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow. CALIFORNIA CORPORATION You have millions of cows. They make real California cheese. Only five speak English. Most are illegals. Arnold likes the ones with the big udders

The question is how to fix it. LT - 1st Round pick LG - Steinbach C - Fowler RG - Free Agent? Pennington? RT - Peters Although you are pretty down on Fowler. What would you do to fix the line?

Yep. That also reminds me of classic posts. Darin's in Retatta was a work of art. But after the b.harami meltdown, someone posted a summary of it that was one of the best posts I've ever read. Something about b.harami going to the game, cooking his noodle in the heat and drinking, coming here for a reach around and getting nothing. I have to find that one, it was hysterical. And I'll also add this one (I think it was LABillzFan responding someone asking how the Bills looked last year)... Here we go, Nanker, awesome post describing b.harami's meltdown...

There will be no such investigations. The only ones likely to be called to the carpet (and rightfully so IMHO) are big oil and the drug companies. The Dems don't want to seem vindictive here. Their moderate tone is working well, why mess with it.

I don't know, having a rapist share a cell for 15-25 years with some lonely 400 lb dude named Bubba, who doing double life for depraved murder, sounds like the punishment fits the crime to me.

You got the idea, plus stealing $$ from his parents, g/f, g/f's parents etc. Nothing is more dangerous than MLB.

I have gambled a lot over my life, won decently, lost decently, came back to even, now am up a bit. For me, it was never anything more than beer money (except in college, it was for tuition). If I lose, I have no money to go out. Big deal. To do it professionally, pretty bad. I knew a guy once, lose over 100k to a Wall Street bookie (its a significant sum, but this guy had guys into him for over 1 mil). Ended up doing some things he really regretted to get back to even. I'd advise against it.

I plan on it. I love the Doors and think Morrison is the top frontman of all time.

The big stress inducer is also being on the roads with 15 million other folks trying to get somewhere. Fun.

"American Pie" by Don McLean

Two boys from Buffalo, NY are playing street hockey when one of the boys is attacked by a rabid pitbull. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A buffalo newspaper reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Sabres Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal", he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Buffalo Sabres fan", the young hero replies. "Sorry", replied the reporter, "since we're in Buffalo and you were playing hockey, I just assumed you were". "Bills Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack", the reporter continues in his notebook. "But I'm not a Buffalo Bills fan either", the boy responds. "I just thought everyone in Buffalo was either a Sabres or a Bills fan", replied the reporter. "Whom do you root for? "I'm a Toronto Maple Leaf fan", the boy answers proudly. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes . . . "Little Canadian Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet"

Depending on the candidates, I wouldn't count New York as a win in 08.

Now I get your point. What old Jeeps are you into, I'm a Jeep guy myself.

Recently, I have done all of my shopping online. Much better. Problem is all the assclowns are all in the streets anyway. Christmas turns normally benign assclowns into belligerent assclowns.

Christmas music is nice & relaxing. Christmas shopping and all the assclowns it brings out, sucks. One of my least favorite holidays.

What about in a case such as this one....and lets bring the the whole partial birth abortion ban into play... http://www.nypost.com/seven/11092006/news/...drea_peyser.htm

See Giuliani, Rudy Social moderate, fiscal conservative, small government advocate, national hero

This quote tells you all you need to know about the author....

Rudy will win the primaries. But if he doesn't, I still think McCain beats Hillary.

It would be a great idea. We'd cut out the Ted Kennedys and Bill Frists.

Glittering generalities add nothing to the conversation.

The only true innovation in NYC is in the financial sector. New products and derivatives (no pun intended) of existing products are dreamed up almost weekly as different types of investments. As far as other actual innovation, not really.

Bravo!!