Ralonzo

Visual approximation of how every single circumstance needed to line up perfectly for the Dolphins to win and the Bills to lose: (And not drop you into intergalactic space or the middle of a sun)

LAMC Not the Chargers!

Bills QB sneaks fail because they ALWAYS angle left. Brady succeeds because he falls forward wherever the defense isn't.

If you can't have Woody Hayes it's the next best thing!

Dorsey looks like I feel. But then, rational me realized crunching the numbers that the Dolphins actually winning that game is like a 3 or 4 sigma outlier. It's laughable really. They think they're a contender now.

Yeah, every conceivable circumstance lined up for Miami like chevrons on a Stargate and they scratched out a 2-point win. Whee. Let them have their fun. They don't impress me at all.

If you want a tough loss, watch what Jacksonville is doing to the Chargers in So-Fi right now.

Did the NFL suspend that account from Twitter for posting the video? I can't get it. Says account is gone.

The upshot is, he's made of glass. Milano and Epenesa last year are two nothing hits that put him out of the game.

Dodging concussion protocol.

Wouldn’t be surprised to see him miss next week with some sort of vague “UBI”

Are you kidding? They’ll be talking about this one in 2050 like they still talk about the Monday Night game against the ‘85 Bears.

Silver lining: next week can still be 21st win in a row by double digits.

They should have but honestly aren’t that good of a team. Even their coaching, this newfangled genius stuff, they didn’t impress me at all. They’ll get the W and whoop it up like a bunch of dingbats in the short term and may even hold the lead in the AFC East for a few weeks owing to scheduling, but between the short week, injuries, weather, refs, concussion protocol doctors and self-sabotage from the Ravens and Bills they have a better shot at Powerball than everything lining up this perfectly again. Enjoy it while it last; it won’t last long.

Like every one-score decision the past 2 years the Bills did the bare minimum needed to secure the loss. No more and no less. Coaching, execution, play-calling, all of it.

they are who we thought they were and the Bills let ‘em off the hook. You wanna crown em, then crown their ass, but they are who we thought they were.

0-8 in one score games 2021 and 2022 now. There may be a game management issue here.

Refs.

Shades of 2021. Doing exactly what is needed to lose a close game, no more and no less.

Shotgun on the 1 foot line. Why.

If Allen can beat the Dolphins the refs the heat the injuries the cheap shots and the league, he should go right to the Hall Of Fame

They don’t scare me a bit. Slightly better than middling team, but not close to top tier.

One thousand one One thousand two One thousand three One thousand four one thousand five flag talk about it ask Vegas what he wants ask Goodell what he wants personal foul, buffalo

oh of course.