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Um, I'm pretty sure that's the start date.......

How come you left out the next paragraph? The army is paying to have truthful articles printed! The horror! Hell, they should do that over here. How much would it cost to have the NYT and LAT report honestly??

Don't Mess with Texas!

What I want to know is how they crammed so many flavors into one little can. You'd think the only way they sell a beverage with so many flavors is with a 3 liter bottle minimum.

"...this friggin' abortion." One of the funniest lines in TSW history.

So if I buy one, can I use it as a Christmas tree? Also, why are they selling them now? Are the Druids making a comeback?

That doesn't explain what the hell a "holiday tree" is.

That's a good lesson for young women everywhere. Never marry your dealer.

Lowe's in Austin, TX Holiday Tree -- is it anything like a Christmas tree? And what the hell holiday is it for? Also, the word "Tree" offends me because I wasn't raised to like trees all that much. I'd prefer something a little less descriptive like "Plant" or better yet "Object". "Holiday Object" sounds about right.

"The only good bug is a dead bug." Surely Denise Richards will save us.

But has your mental health improved over the past seven and a half years? Has the new apartment helped? Is the rest of your family still PO'ed about the, um, "incident"? (You walked right into that one. )

The best part: Hellyer also warned that the Bush administration has plans to carry out "Order 66", instructing all military personnel to wipe out the Jedi across the galaxy. Darth Rove could not be reached for comment.

If he was suffering from the flu (which was supposedly what happened), then you can't really blame him.

Even if Bush was a "pathological liar", I really doubt he would have been able to convince every other person in the administration to help him "embellish" just because he felt like he had to. Especially when their lies would necessarily put them in a position where everyone would find out they were lying. About a war.

McNabb never said anything to insult TO before last year's Super Bowl. The bottom line is that they did make the SB without him and had to have the mindset that they could win without him (which is what McNabb was saying). If the Eagles took the field thinking they couldn't win the SB, then they would have already lost before the game started. It's the same reason the Colts crashed and burned last year in the playoffs. As soon as things weren't going well, they imploded because they honestly didn't think they could win that game.

How is Miami a "sexy" team?

All I care about with regard to the reports is if they're true or false. How on earth is that the fourth thing you mention? And based on who is doing the reporting, there's a pretty good chance the story is either incorrect or hopelessly overblown. As usual.

They never said why she was in Australia but that would be my guess.

Jolie crushes Aniston in the looks department. And supposedly, what really happeneded was Pitt left Aniston because he wanted a family and Aniston wasn't into it (apparently it would cut into her ability to snort coke). So he hooked up with a more beautiful woman who was into adopted kids from third world countries. Win-win situation.

If he could rely on the other "umpteen reasons" then why make one up and make that the focus?

I would say all of the facts behind this story are very much in dispute at this point.

If RI's source for this thread was a homeless guy who claimed to have been probed by aliens, I'd give it more credit. The Mirror also ran the headline "How Can 62 Million Americans Be So Stupid?" the day after Bush was re-elected so maybe they aren't the best source for news on President Bush.

Which is exactly why pointing a spray gun shouldn't be a high paying job. I'd love to do the most low-stress job in the universe and get 100K a year in the process. But so would everyone else and almost everyone is qualified for such a job. So why pay one guy 100K a year to do it when the next guy would take 90K a year? And the guy after him would take 80K? Etc. There are enough people around that you shouldn't have to pay that much to get someone to paint. Meanwhile, if you want a high paying job, attain some skills where you would be extremely valuable to employers. Learn how to do something that not everyone else can do.