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Insane! Individual merit? Why?

The logic behind "Bush lied to get us into a war" is about on par with that behind the "plastic turkey" story. If Bush knew there were no WMDs in Iraq and was therefore lying about them to get the war started, isn't that a lie that would be exposed instantly once Saddam's government was deposed? In other words, supposedly he lied so that he could be put into a position where it would be clear he was lying? Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Whatever. It's not like conspiracy theories have to make sense to entertain people.

Actually, there was NEVER a plastic turkey to begin with..... Though I understand how some people's hatred of the POTUS could cause them to abandon whatever grip they once had on reality. The turkey myth is topped only by the one about Bush wearing a wire the size of a laptop on his back to the second of last year's presidential debates.

With Nick out of the way, Joe Simpson doesn't have to worry about anyone giving him dirty looks when he stares at his daughters' cleavage.

Which explains why we keep his thread pinned over at PPP.

Is this satire? This is satire, right?

I'm going back to my youth and voting for the Duck Tales theme song.

He could drive the sex boat!

Bottom line is no one is going to buy a car that is a POS, no matter where it's made. Since 1988, my family has bought three Hondas, an Acura, and a Chevy. The Chevy (bought in 1996) is the biggest piece of junk we've ever owned. The 1988 Honda Accord still runs great (we gave it to my grandmother a few years back). The other two Hondas and the Acura are all great cars.

CNN sucks, but sending subliminal messages during the VP's speeches is a little beyond them.

Did you? Seriously, did you actually read the blog I linked? Here is the complete text from my link: Yes, that was CNN's explanation. "That was just some low level nobody. We're a good, honest news organization. Really." What'd you think they would say? Of course, anyone who has watched CNN knows it is made up of complete morons from their "low-level nobodies" all the way up to Ted Turner (Katrina coverage anyone?). Which is what this is an example of. No, it doesn't. See above. See above. My link didn't draw any conclusions. It stated what happened. I could have found a more partisan link to the story, but didn't. I love being criticized for not being "factually based" by someone who read all sorts of things that weren't there from the one link I provided. Wow, you're really hurting my feelings there. What is that, like the fifth time you've tried to slam me and end with "as usual"? I get it. You think "as usual" is a really bad-ass thing to say.

Not unless you consider a mannequin that I've mocked up to look exactly like Mandy Moore and call my "Mandy-quin" to be a bizarre tribute. And I don't. Mandy-quin keeps me company at night, at least until that magical day when I meet the real Ms. Moore and we fall in love and get married. And that could be any day now.

In that case, it's a good thing no one watches CNN anymore.

Link and Source This is so simple it's almost tough to explain, but if the "Most Trusted Name in News" is openly calling the POTUS an "a-hole" and "moron" on their website, then maybe they aren't the most trusted name in news. Maybe they aren't even news anymore. Proves that CNN is the other side of the FOX News coin? See above.

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but DUH!

ABC News Yeah, this is ridiculous, but if you think about it JG might still be better off with this guy than Ben Affleck.

The day after the election last year, CNN.com had a picture of Bush on their front page and the file name was "!@#$.jpg". But, yeah, FOX is the root of all evil.

That depends. Was my bathroom killing me before my friend showed up?

Amen.

In the movie or in real life? Just kidding, either option is acceptable.

More like this please.

Raising the price of oil won't change the technology or education gaps.

The 100,000 troops there are helping rebuild. This isn't some friend from Toledo mooching off you and crashing on your couch. If they're somehow insulted by people there helping them rebuild, they just plain have issues.