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Unemployment is down to 5%. What was it 10 years ago? Gas prices have more to do with demand, namely that in Asia, than who is in the White House. I agree, but then again there isn't a single politician on the national level that I trust to spend tax payer money correctly. Because wars are easy. Of course, removing a mass murderer from power and having two major elections in the Arab world don't count as successes, right? I'm sure the men and women coming back from Iraq are happy to hear what a bunch of failures they are.

I can vividly remember reading a column by Jerry Sullivan during that season about how important it was for the Bills to tank so they could draft Bryant McKinnie (or Mike Williams if BM was gone). So it must be nice to throw your opinion around every day and later contradict yourself to bash someone else.

That's amazing considering how the White House has been acting like a bunch of pussies for months now. The President is basically in the fetal position while people like Schumer and Boxer make all sorts of accusations about how we went to war. They can say anything they want and the response is "OK OK, how 'bout we take ethics classes?" "Would you like us to fire Rove?" I wish that list existed and I wish they used it. This administration has the worst PR in the history of the universe. Accusations go unacknowledged and eventually become "common knowledge" in the media. All they have to do to crush Joe Wilson like a bug is read the Senate Intelligence Committee's findings on his little vacation. Why don't they? To quote The Godfather: "You could start by acting like a man!"

There it is. Seriously, I was wondering how long until someone on the board replied with that.

There were tons of topless girls in that movie and somehow she wasn't one of them.

But but but....weren't you reading their posts????? It was CLASSLESS!!! How dare a network prop up a team that isn't the Patriots? The best was when one of them accused the announcers of "rooting for the Colts" during the game. This from fans of a team that gets half of the NFL coverage by the national media. Gimme a break.

I have no evidence to prove this, but I'm sure her face tastes like strawberries and her hair naturally smells like fresh flowers. But I'm not obsessed or anything.

You know, I almost added something about how after being rejected I'd reach over and grab her thigh for a split second before making a run for it. Even if I get arrested, I can always say I sort of felt up Mandy Moore. You only live once so it's good to take some chances.

I always just assume that if I ever see her in real life and she even smiles at me politely, my head will explode because my brain won't be able to process what just occured. If that doesn't happen for some reason, I'll just have to wing it. I think my best bet might be to just pretend I don't recognize her and that I'm not stalking her. And maybe act like a jerk, because girls seem to like that. So basically I'll lie and be a jerk. I can do that.

Where the hell was he planning on going with that?

Another classic is from one of the Halloween episodes where they were having a flashback to how Groundskeeper Willy became Freddy Krueger. The voiceover was: It all started at an emergency meeting for parents at the elementary school to discuss the misprinted school calenders that added an extra month to the year. Homer comes in out of the snow, looks at the calender on the wall that says "Smarch", and grumbles "Lousy Smarch weather..." It's easy to get a laugh out of something lewd but the quick "Smarch" gag was priceless.

Yes....here in 2005. But back in the day, over 10 years ago, when The Simpsons was in its prime, it was unstoppable. Not only were those episodes hilarious but they've stood the test of time. I've probably seen all my favorite Simpsons episodes 25x each and I still love them. Family Guy is the funniest show on TV but who knows if it will stand the test of time? There were a couple Family Guy episodes that I saw once and I loved but haven't liked them as much when seeing them a 2nd and 3rd time on Adult Swim or TBS. American Dad is probably the least funny cartoon I've ever seen. Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Sealab 2021 are amazing. Futurama was better than The Simpsons even when it was on about 5 years ago. Simpsons has been on life support for a decade now. Best Simpsons episode: Monorail one Asteroid one ("Despite the fact that the bridge is out, many citizens are trying to jump it with their cars. It is a silent testiment to the "Never say die, never think things through" attitude of our town." - Artie's eye in the sky traffic helicopter) The one where Troy McClure marries Selma The episodes were any of the three kids are born ("Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.")

JP has a stronger arm than Holcomb, but was a lot less accurate IMO. Maybe some of that was nerves and the guy was screwing up throws he could normally make in his sleep, I don't know.

The latest diagram of where riots are taking place. Apparently the better question now is where isn't France burning?

Ying and Yang, my friend. When combined with women, the initials MM result in ultra hotness. The price we pay for this magic formula is that men with the MM combined with men results in crap like that.

Daily Kos is among the top liberal blogs. And right on cue..... I'm still holding out for Barbara Boxer or Chuckie Schumer but we're getting closer...

Not recommended.

So there's something about those initials. Interesting.

Galaxy Quest was great! Good choice. And what's this about? I appreciate Martina McBride as much as anyone but the real MM is in my avatar, thank you.

The article says....

European honeybees are wimps. Video Proof This is also the only time I remeber seeing decapitations in nature movies. The video is only 5 minutes long.

Link These rioters really do have it tough: The welfare state must be a real B word if they can afford Nike and Izod. I can't even imagine the unrest if they had to wear Old Navy and New Balance. And it's pretty obvious that Tony Parker is behind this whole thing.

This one? I don't think that's the same thing, but the first part describes the statue of Mandy Moore that I'm currently building in my apartment pretty accurately.

Not Another Teen Movie I didn't expect this to be anything special but they really nailed all the stuff that makes teen movies unbearable. The concept of the "pretty ugly girl" was well done. Basically the school nerd is this ugly girl who is ugly because she wears overalls, a hat, and glasses - and by dressing like a normal teenage girl and leaving the glasses off, she's suddenly a ten. By my estimate, this has happened in 15,000 hollywood movies in the last 10 years alone.

The thought of any combination of those 3 girls having sex........WOW....... I'm bewildered by it. Are things that sexy allowed to happen in real life?