You know what, !@#$ it, it would be funny. Forget being even-handed, it would be funny if he died in a car crash on his way home.
And in the car with him they could find two dead male prostitutes, naked Joe Theisman, kiddy porn, and 200 pounds of cocaine.
And Mr. I'm-the-greatest-guy-in-the-world-cuz-I-play-football wouldn't look so great.
And that would make me happy because I'm so pissed off right now.