Actually, the funniest thing I ever saw him do was say he had footage of the "police state" taking hold in America.
He then proceeded to show footage his friend shot of another friend getting a speeding ticket.
Right before the tape ended, the cop asks "Can you turn the camera off?"
Alex Jones comes back and starts freaking out. "Look, they don't even want you to see what they're doing!!" (Apparently AJ has never heard of COPS).
I'm not 100% sure what happened next, but there's a 10 out of 10 chance a stoner called in.