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Plus it makes ugly girls look better!

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Wow, I was just thinking about starting a thread about this. Playing for the Horns can get you drafted but it doesn't seem to prepare players for the NFL.

"Nothing against _____________________________, great player, class act but jeez they are just going on and on about this guy like they are his agents." We can have this thread every single week. They make fans hate good players with their PR nonsense every sunday night.

We can write our own: BUSH NEOCON OIL HALLIBURTON NEOCON (again) just sprinkle some other words around those and we're all set.

On Madden? Yeah, I've done it lots of times. Someone mentioned that you should line-up for a punt block so that they can't send many players downfield to cover your return guy. Assuming you have someone fast returning, you should only have to get past the 1-2 guys they have after you downfield before you have a decent shot of taking the ball all the way back by running along the sidelines.

Good call. That should get him off the hook for a while. Anyone trying to make more than 2 pounds of Retatta is basically booked for 3-4 weeks. OTOH, if she hears there's Retatta, she might get incredibly turned on and show up at his door naked with a couple jars of pickle juice.

Damn it! That was going to be my response! Anyways, I wonder if it really was Kevin Costner...

I have an idea. You and I switch places for the night. You stay home and work on my Masters thesis and I'll go bang your hot friend who wants it badly.

So basically he admits that guys who write editorials basically have the easiest job in the entire world. Basically they watch sports and write what they think afterwards. There is absolutely nothing at stake. They bash or praise anyone as strongly as they want. And if they're wrong, they are not to be held accountable because "that's how the game is played." In other words, every single one of us could do his job. Awesome, time to brush up my resume. Dear Buffalo News, Please give me Jerry Sullivan's job. I will do it for $10,000 less than whatever you are paying him annually. I feel I am just as qualified to express sports opinions that have a 50-50 chance of being right, and to switch back and forth between praising and criticizing athletes and coaches as necessary. Your new writer, SNR

They aren't flashbacks in that they're only what that person remembers happening. They're flashbacks to what did happen, exactly as it happened. I never think of the flashbacks as being what that person is remembering at that moment on the island. More like what the producers think would make for a good story at that point in the episode.

This is funny: Yeah, I'm sure President Bush would really be helped out if the economy were to stop growing so quickly and "drastically turnaround" and head back to where it was about 5 years ago. Seriously, find a new website to read and stop wasting our time with this BS. Capitol Hill Blue is one step away from Alex Jones' crap.

Did she ever gain any baby weight??

I actually read through it a couple hours ago too. Good times.

Is that what you're calling it now?

Yeah, they earned it. "With liberty and socialism and unemployment and poverty for all!" How about instead of giving the statue back, we send over some nice shiny firetrucks? I have a feeling they'll be needing them for the next few, um, decades.

Matthew Sheppard was a pretty special case. It's not so much that he was killed because he was gay; he was killed because he happened to meet two psychotic drug addicts who went on a rampage.

Oh yeah, what about Buffalo? Oh, wait, nevermind.....

If you read into my post, you can tell I'm bitter. I've basically gotten in trouble with girls in the past for being too nice. In my experience, the fastest way to bore a girl is to respect her. If my two stupid parents hadn't raised me so well then treating people like crap would come naturally to me and I'd be a chick magnet. It sucks. Girls love jackasses. I don't know why!

"Moderate" is almost a compliment these days. I don't think the bed-wetters in the Republican party deserve any compliments.

Did something happen while I as at lunch that suddenly this board exists in the Twilight Zone? Accountability? Political parties providing accountability?? Republicans getting things done???? Political parties held accountable for not performing???????????? WTF??????

Link Great job, "moderates." Another job.......not well done and basically not done at all. Guess they didn't want to break up Congress' Dimaggio-like streak of getting absolutely nothing done.

Link French TV says: "Stop paying attention to France!" Good to know that no matter where you're from in the world, if you're a reporter, you're probably an a-hole.

We only have to be one of those things at a time, right? Women seem to get excited about guys who have none of those qualities ever. Kevin Federline makes a new woman into a baby factory every year! Women like guys who are a project. So pretend to be illiterate and keep poking yourself in the eye. And cheat on her. She won't dump you, she'll wonder what she did wrong.

It doesn't help that the producers of the show have waited so long to show us what happened to her that she's such a spaz. And it doesn't help that the rest of her group are acting completely differently than she is.