SilverNRed

It's a complicated plan. I got most of my ideas from 24, which means most of the first parts of the plan don't make a whole lot of sense at first (or ever).

WHAT? WTF!? I only have 3 years -maybe less than 3 years- to make Mandy Moore my bride?? DAMMIT! I've been working on a 10 year plan over here! Thanks! Thanks a lot, President Bush! Thanks for ending the world and screwing up my life, you selfish prick!

Can't blame him for chasing the money, but he'll get eaten alive in the NBA starting next season.

Congratulations, French protestors. You've managed to maintain the same status quo that currently has your economy in shambles.

Even if I accept your premise that he's doing all this because he's made a conscious decision to "help others and be content as a person", wouldn't he be in a better position to help others if he had millions of dollars to spend? If his heart is telling him that being content is the most important thing, then why even try to play football anymore? Especially in a league that forbids you from smoking weed? Again, imagine his life with and without weed and tell me it's not a problem.

Don't know about last year's attendance, but both major and minor league baseball set attendance records in 2004.

Yes. If their love of smoking weed causes them to screw up their entire life and lose all their money, then yes they have a drug problem. Imagine his life with and without weed and try telling me it's not a problem.

So you're saying they should have plans for every scenario. Which means it's a good thing they're looking at all options regarding Iran.

Is the Pianka issue even a hot button? It was on Drudge Report on Sunday, then in the Daily Texan on Tuesday or Wednesday (don't remember). Other than that, I haven't heard anyone talking about it.

Don't forget NBC News also had that girl in a kayak (in 3 inches of water) with two guys walking by as part of their Katrina "coverage."

Yeah, I'll send him a card. If by "send" you mean "shoot" and by "a card" you mean "in the head with a sniper rifle." Where is the damn FU smilie??

And yet it isn't surprising at all.

"This reminds me of that time I was a carrot cake...." "This reminds me of that time Mohammad and I had tea...." "This reminds me of that time I auditioned to be David Hasselhof's car..." South Park destroyed Family Guy tonight. Classic episode for the FG jokes, the Mohammad jokes, and the late shot at Comedy Central for pussying out to the Scientologists a few weeks ago.

Happy birthday, KRC.

WHO CARES?? The show gave up on making sense a couple seasons ago. Turn your brain off and enjoy the ride. Seriously, if the President and Audrey Raines turned out to be the same person, it wouldn't make any less sense than anything else that has happened this season.

What a friggin embarassment she is. When she isn't spouting conspiracy theories, she's playing the race card. Is there any reason the Democrats haven't cut ties with this woman?

Exactly the type of woman you want to have and raise kids with. Kris Benson is a wealthy young athlete in NYC. He'll be trading up.

Kellie Pickler goes to the prom.... ...as a stripper? OK, she had me fooled with the "gosh, ahm jus' a simple girl from da country" crap early on but now I'm thinking she's just a ho from the middle of nowhere.

Patriots fans.

Batman Begins?

Sounds like a nice, easy transition. A bigger surprise would be if Jack Cafferty jumped from "insanity" to "sanity." Sadly, all signs indicate that he will continue his associations with CNN and "insanity" for the remainder of his career.

"Get these mutha!@#$in SNAKES off my mutha!@#$in LAWN!!!"

Any time you have to advertise your religion as "The Religion of Peace ", basically that means you aren't very peaceful and people have started to notice. What's the over/under on the number of posts until someone brings up the Crusades to explain the crazy people on the other side of the planet?

This is the plan???? Wow.....