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Not safe for work. (see: flaccid penis alert) Actually, not safe for anywhere.

Maybe not "evil" but they were more edgy than usual, especially Charlie going for a gun for the first time since he killed Ethan. And Sayyid was pretty up front about wanting to deal with Henry Gale just as soon as they can find a reason. Charlie and Sayyid both seemed pretty PO'ed (guess it doesn't help that they lost their respective ladies).

I actually thought your ranch dressing quip was funny. Yes, we really are talking about the food situation on a non-existant island on a TV show. Now let's see the two of you shake hands and make up.

Charlie Sheen hasn't had time to chime in yet.

From the PPP board (don't ask why): YES!

1. How did he "almost get away with it"? Is there anyone in the world who believed his goofy alibi? 2. What in the hell does our legal system have to do with Shiite Iraq? What kind of inverted reality are you living in where Berkely is conservative and the proof is that he almost got away with a murder that may not have been a problem in a muslim theocracy? If anything, aren't the conservatives in this country the people who favor tougher sentences for criminals? I mean, I wasn't born in Berkeley, but what you just said makes no sense on any level.

Yeah, down with "traditional gender roles"!

Yeah, I noticed that too. I can't believe no one caught that.

I'm glad someone else felt that way. I needed about a half hour to start feeling normal again after watching that. It's going to be weird watching the reruns now knowing how season 5 just ended.

OK episode. Maybe it's the fact that the show has completely lost it's rhythm thanks to ABC's scheduling or the fact that The Shield was so mindblowing last night that I still haven't recovered, but it fell a little flat. The Sun story was just 'meh.' I did enjoy the Evil Charlie and Evil Sayyid alliance though. I can't believe they aren't talking more about it possibly being a trap. Sayyid thinks this guy is an "Other" so why go exactly where he wants you to go and hang around?

The Official Logo It just keeps getting better. If I wasn't so dedicated to my lady, that'd be my avatar right now.

"I don't blame Chef....I blame the fruity little club that brainwashed him." That'd make a cool t-shirt.

That was one of the most brutal things I've ever had to watch ever. Incredibly tense episode but depressing as all hell.

If I had "moved on" then I probably wouldn't watch the old episodes in syndication from time to time. I never get tired of the Monorail episode, the Asteroid episode......basically Seasons 3-8 never get old to me. The show changed. The writers ran out of ideas and the storylines just got weirder. Basically it became a parody of itself. The show used to have heart (off the top of my head: the flashback episodes where the kids were born (especially the Maggie one), the episode where Bart sells his soul, the one with Mr. Burns' bear).

Need to put it out of its misery. It stopped being funny 6-7 years ago.

Originally I was going to mention the Denise Richards thing. Who the hell cheats on Denise Richards?! Who the hell cheats on Denise Richards when she's pregnant with your kid??

Jack just worked for him in S4. His job wasn't supposed to be bodyguard-like in any way and he basically wanted that job so he wouldn't have to be a killing machine all the time (and we see how that worked out). The actor who played Heller was starring in some sitcom last fall but I think it was cancelled so he's free to come back to 24 now I guess.

But it's not my charming personality? Happy Birthday to you. First full day of spring, baby!

Charlie Sheen Looks like it's time to start giving these conspiracies some credit. You know it's serious when the star of Hots Shots and Hot Shots Part Deux chimes in.

The remarkable part is that as ridiculous as last season's plot was, at least you could summarize it in one long sentence. We're only halfway through this season and you need at least five run-on sentences (most featuring circular logic) to explain what is going on.

Maybe this year I'll finally get what I want. sigh......

So the government masterminds behind the attacks spent years planning for 9/11 but didn't realize they left all the incriminating documents in one of the buildings next door until sometime on the mid-afternoon of 9/11? Actually, that plan is still less convoluted than the terrorist plans on 24 these days.

While his partner, Goldberg, spent the entire morning calling every Jew in NY and telling them to call in sick to work that day. Right, Alex Jones?

My personal favorite 9/11 conspiracy theory is the one about building 7 (which collapsed hours later in the afternoon). The nutjobs claim the building was destroyed with controlled blasts, which proves the entire operation was an inside job because it takes time to set all those charges up. Of course, they can never explain why anyone would bother blowing up a third, smaller, empty building hours after the two towers were destroyed, but whatever....