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...WHAT?

Dear Rep. Myrick, After careful consideration of your thoughtful letter to the President of the United States, we have come to the conclusion that you make several valid points which, regardless of any information that may be made available in the future, clearly make support for this port deal impossible. We appreciate your leadership in helping the United States of America avoid what could have been a foreign relations and national security disaster. Please keep up the good work. We look forward to hearing more of your thoughts on national security and other important matters. Sincerely, Absolutely Nobody

He's more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.

Most dangerous place in the world is between a mother and her children. (I think that was the point of the movie Aliens)

All animals are created equal. But some are more equal than others. (Two legs good! Four legs bad!)

And are so offended by what you just said that they'll probably spend a week talking about it.

The article gets off to a good start. It'd be nice if anyone in the media could have mentioned this, like, I don't know, even once or twice.

The Swiss are the only team I've seen thus far without the retarded vertical lines on their hockey socks. Hopefully the Olympic uniforms aren't a preview of the uniform redesigns Reebok is planning for the NHL next year.

No kidding. I figured it just goes without saying that accidentally shooting someone in the face is always a bad idea. I didn't know I had to take a page from your playbook and have an internet spaz attack about the whole thing. Well, in that post, I wasn't being critical of Cheney (I was being critical of you) and I wasn't mocking those critical of Cheney for the accident, but rather those completely flying off the handle about the Hume interview (you and Jack Cafferty). But rather than take what I said at face value, you made up the following: And later whined about: When you're in a hole, maybe the best way out is to stop digging.

That's comforting considering it happens quite a bit around here.

I saw it in the theatre. So there, go ahead and praise me. Lebowski still rules them all.

It should be but probably won't be. Norwood tried to do something very difficult and came up short. Bill Buckner screwed up something routine and his team ended up losing. Jacobellis had her competition won and lost because she wanted to show off.

Pretty sure we just deployed that carrier to the Phillipines.

The New York Times? CNN?

"OOOOOOHH YEAH! SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!! MACHO MAN!!!!" (You probably meant Michael Savage who, somehow, comes off as less intelligent than a pro wrestler.)

I don't see why we should have any trouble preventing the next 9/11. I mean, we already know what day it's going to happen.

Baby steps. They're still afraid of printing cartoons.

Link?

Basically, yes.

No, please explain. And what does this have to do with Cheney??

No, Scott just didn't bring enough food. So they all ended up too weak to go on and froze to death in their tent (after giving up). This is exactly why I carry plenty of snacks with me whereever I go - Rice Krispy Treats mostly.

The first person to lead an expedition to the South Pole was Roald Amundsen from Norway. The second (by about a month) was Robert Falcon Scott (from GB) but he and the rest of his team never made it back. Just thought I'd pass that along.