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I'm sure that was the point Promo was trying to get across.

They can't all be idiots. Wait, um, nevermind....

Riter is the best of the bunch. They have him doing the Sabres postgame shows now and he's quite good at it.

I saw Matrix Reloaded the day it came out and afterwards my friends asked me how it was. I said something like "Guys, basically nothing interesting happens until the last 10 minutes and there's a scene at a rave where this girl tries to get Morpheus to dance. Also, Morpheus gives a speech at the rave which essentially says 'Machines are coming to kill us, so let's dance it out.'" No one believed me.

My feeling regarding SNAKES ON A PLANE is that it's going to make a ton of money because it's the right movie at the right time. We're seen what, 300 remakes of old horror movies from the 70's now? Not to mention the 8 million old TV shows they've turned into horrible movies. And the Oscars this year featured a bunch of high-brow crap that few normal people cared about. So in the midst of pathetic remakes and lame-ass message movies comes a movie called SNAKES ON A PLANE which features SNAKES ON A PLANE and probably about 90 minutes of snakes finding every way imaginable to !@#$ things up on a nightmare flight (including apparently jumping out of a fat woman's cleavage). And like that wasn't enough, it has Samuel L. Jackson saying things that only he can: "I've HAD IT with the snakes." "Yes I killed the snake and I hope it BURNS IN HELL!" "Listen mutha!@#$as, we need to kill these mutha!@#$in SNAKES!!!" I made the last two up but you know he'll say something like that. This movie is going to rank right up there with Commando as one of the best horrible movies ever made - an instant classic that everyone will love. Then, unfortunately, we'll have to put up with about 25 more movies in the next 3 years that try to cash in by being "purposely bad" or off the wall but, in reality, aren't anywhere near as entertaining. This may include Vin Diesel starring in "Crazy Explosion Movie" and Stiffler from American Pie in "I've Got Ants in My Pants".

Great news indeed! (Though I missed the whole part about there ever being a problem ).

How long until Fox's entire 2007-2008 fall lineup consists entirely of great shows they already cancelled previously? Can you imagine if these dumbasses actually got things right the first time around? Oh, but they should cancel American Dad because watching that show is just painful (it's like Family Guy but completely without anything funny).

It's not this one is it? An awesome trailer in its own right, but it doesn't sound like the one you're talking about. This is pretty much the only one I'm aware of.

If they title them after the Die Hard series, we can look forward to: Snakes on a Plane 2: Snake Harder Snakes on a Plane with a Vengeance And that'll look good on a DVD box set.

Finally a movie worth seeing. Trailer If you weren't clear on what this movie is about, the trailer should help. This may be the best trailer I've ever seen in my life. No dialogue, no explanation, just snakes on a plane! SNAKES ON A PLANE!

What worries me is I think a lot of people believe that.

I'm amazed anyone liked the crappy Matrix sequels enough to borrow a character's name as a SN here. Weird.

How can we expect people to use contraceptives if the government isn't paying for it? The government should pay for everything because at least then it's free.

Best. Unintentionally funny post. Ever.

I thought last night's episode was amazing. Which makes for, I dunno, 10 out of 10 amazing episodes so far this season. The montage at the end was great (set to Smashing Pumpkins' "Disarm"), and I love that the show makes a point of having montages to music that show us the entire cast once a season or so. I was surprised Vic got played so easily by Antowan but he's bound to make mistakes just like anyone else. I don't know what they're doing with Lem. If he goes to jail, he's never a cop again and he's basically off the show for good. So I guess it's possible they let him go out in a blaze of glory and he dies next week. Or they could engineer a happy ending where Lem going on the run nullifies his deal but something happens to Kavanaugh next week where the whole case against him collapses and he's free to go (and stay a cop). That sounds too positive for a Shield ending. Kavanaugh is definitely out of control (nothing good can come from him touching up Corrine) so I could see him biting the dust next week.

7/10. But you only need to be wrong once.

I noticed some people online call her "Chloe Dynamite" after Napolean Dynamite. "I'm hacking into the mainframe as fast as I can, Jack! GOSH! IDIOT!" It's basically a perfect match.

Was he able to sign his entire name or did he get injured after "Michael Wi-"?

That suit is the perfect compliment to my white gloves though! It's probably my best outfit.

The guy on the top right holding the longhorn logo (with those eyes that move around) on what appears to be a popsicle stick doesn't help the gangsta look either. Check out my profile for a stupid picture of me.

Weird to think that 24 could ever get by without Chloe's grimace.

Mike Novak? He may have taken a season off, though.

It sucks, but it's not that big a loss at this point. When was the last time Chef said or did anything funny? 2000? 2001? All the big laughs come from Cartman and Butters nowadays anyway.

Other than Jack and Kim, he's the only one left from Season 1. He has to be alive.