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It's from the John Kasich school of culinary enjoyment. They eat wings with a knife and fork.

Well it can't be considered a show of force. That's mass times acceleration. It could be considered momentum however, no matter how slow B.O. is to react.

It ain't easy being white.

He has a weiner for a nose.

Ask, and ye shall receive... Year Rnd Pick Name Drafted Age Team Played From Played To Games Started College/Univ 2014 4 120 Logan Thomas 23 ARI 2014 2014 0 Virginia Tech 2012 6 185 Ryan Lindley 23 ARI 2012 2015 6 San Diego St. 2010 5 155 John Skelton 22 ARI 2010 2013 17 Fordham 2006 1 10 Matt Leinart 23 ARI 2006 2012 18 USC 2004 7 202 John Navarre 23 ARI 2004 2005 1 Michigan 2002 3 81 Josh McCown 23 ARI 2002 2015 57 Sam Houston St. 1999 7 239 Chris Greisen 23 ARI 1999 2011 0 NW Missouri St. 1997 2 42 Jake Plummer 22 ARI 1997 2006 136 Arizona St. 2013 7 249 Sean Renfree 23 ATL 2013 2015 0 Duke 2008 1 3 Matt Ryan 23 ATL 2008 2015 126 Boston Col. 2006 7 223 D.J. Shockley ATL Georgia 2004 3 90 Matt Schaub 23 ATL 2004 2015 92 Virginia 2002 5 158 Kurt Kittner 22 ATL 2003 2003 4 Illinois 2001 1 1 Michael Vick 21 ATL 2001 2015 115 Virginia Tech 1997 7 204 Tony Graziani 23 ATL 1997 1999 5 Oregon 2014 6 194 Keith Wenning 23 BAL 2014 2014 Ball St. 2011 6 180 Tyrod Taylor 22 BAL 2011 2015 14 Virginia Tech 2008 1 18 Joe Flacco 23 BAL 2008 2015 122 Delaware 2007 5 174 Troy Smith 23 BAL 2007 2010 8 Ohio St. 2005 6 213 Derek Anderson 22 BAL 2006 2015 45 Oregon St. 2004 6 187 Josh Harris BAL Bowling Green 2003 1 19 Kyle Boller 22 BAL 2003 2011 47 California 2002 7 236 Wes Pate BAL S.F. Austin 2000 3 75 Chris Redman 23 BAL 2000 2011 12 Louisville 1997 7 234 Wally Richardson 23 BAL 1998 1998 0 Penn St. 1996 7 238 Jon Stark BAL 2013 1 16 EJ Manuel 23 BUF 2013 2015 16 Florida St. 2010 7 209 Levi Brown 23 BUF 2010 2010 0 Troy 2007 3 92 Trent Edwards 23 BUF 2007 2012 33 Stanford 2004 1 22 J.P. Losman 23 BUF 2004 2011 33 Tulane 2011 1 1 Cam Newton 22 CAR 2011 2015 78 Auburn 2010 2 48 Jimmy Clausen 22 CAR 2010 2015 14 Notre Dame 2010 6 204 Tony Pike 24 CAR 2010 2010 0 Cincinnati 2005 4 121 Stefan Lefors CAR Louisville 2002 5 137 Randy Fasani 23 CAR 2002 2002 1 Stanford 2001 4 106 Chris Weinke 29 CAR 2001 2007 20 Florida St. 2014 6 183 David Fales 23 CHI 2014 2014 San Jose St. 2011 5 160 Nathan Enderle 23 CHI 2011 2011 0 Idaho 2010 6 181 Dan LeFevour 23 CHI 2011 2011 0 Central Michigan 2005 4 106 Kyle Orton 22 CHI 2005 2014 82 Purdue 2004 5 148 Craig Krenzel 23 CHI 2004 2004 5 Ohio St. 2003 1 22 Rex Grossman 23 CHI 2003 2013 47 Florida 1999 1 12 Cade McNown 22 CHI 1999 2000 15 UCLA 1998 7 232 Moses Moreno 23 CHI 1998 2000 3 Colorado St. 2014 5 164 A.J. McCarron 23 CIN 2014 2015 3 Alabama 2011 2 35 Andy Dalton 23 CIN 2011 2015 77 TCU 2007 5 151 Jeff Rowe 23 CIN 2007 2007 0 Nevada 2006 6 193 Reggie McNeal 22 CIN 2006 2006 0 Texas A&M 2004 7 218 Casey Bramlet CIN Wyoming 2003 1 1 Carson Palmer 23 CIN 2004 2015 159 USC 1999 1 3 Akili Smith 24 CIN 1999 2002 17 Oregon 1999 7 245 Scott Covington 23 CIN 1999 2002 1 Miami (FL) 2014 1 22 Johnny Manziel 21 CLE 2014 2015 8 Texas A&M 2012 1 22 Brandon Weeden 28 CLE 2012 2015 25 Oklahoma St. 2010 3 85 Colt McCoy 24 CLE 2010 2015 25 Texas 2007 1 22 Brady Quinn 22 CLE 2007 2013 20 Notre Dame 2005 3 67 Charlie Frye 24 CLE 2005 2009 23 Akron 2004 4 106 Luke McCown 23 CLE 2004 2015 10 Louisiana Tech 2000 6 183 Spergon Wynn 22 CLE 2000 2001 3 Texas St. 1999 1 1 Tim Couch 22 CLE 1999 2003 59 Kentucky 2009 4 101 Stephen McGee 23 DAL 2010 2011 1 Texas A&M 2007 4 103 Isaiah Stanback 23 DAL 2007 2012 2 Washington 2001 2 53 Quincy Carter 23 DAL 2001 2004 34 Georgia 2015 7 250 Trevor Siemian 22 DEN 2015 2015 0 Northwestern 2013 7 234 Zac Dysert 23 DEN 2013 2014 Miami (OH) 2012 2 57 Brock Osweiler 21 DEN 2012 2015 7 Arizona St. 2010 1 25 Tim Tebow 23 DEN 2010 2012 16 Florida 2009 6 174 Tom Brandstater 24 DEN 2011 2011 0 Fresno St. 2006 1 11 Jay Cutler 23 DEN 2006 2015 134 Vanderbilt 2004 7 225 Matt Mauck 25 DEN 2005 2005 1 LSU 2004 7 250 Bradlee Van Pelt 24 DEN 2005 2005 0 Colorado St. 2000 7 214 Jarious Jackson 23 DEN 2000 2003 1 Notre Dame 1998 3 91 Brian Griese 23 DEN 1998 2008 83 Michigan 1996 4 100 Jeff Lewis 23 DEN 1996 2000 0 Northern Arizona 2009 1 1 Matthew Stafford 21 DET 2009 2015 93 Georgia 2007 2 43 Drew Stanton 23 DET 2008 2015 12 Michigan St. 2005 5 145 Dan Orlovsky 22 DET 2005 2015 12 Connecticut 2002 1 3 Joey Harrington 23 DET 2002 2007 76 Oregon 2001 5 149 Mike McMahon 22 DET 2001 2005 14 Rutgers 1998 2 60 Charlie Batch 23 DET 1998 2012 55 East. Michigan 2015 5 147 Brett Hundley 22 GNB UCLA 2012 7 243 B.J. Coleman 23 GNB 2012 2012 Tenn-Chattanooga 2008 2 56 Brian Brohm 22 GNB 2009 2010 2 Louisville 2008 7 209 Matt Flynn 23 GNB 2008 2014 7 LSU 2006 5 148 Ingle Martin 24 GNB 2006 2006 0 Furman 2005 1 24 Aaron Rodgers 21 GNB 2005 2015 119 California 2002 5 164 Craig Nall 23 GNB 2003 2007 0 LSU 1999 4 131 Aaron Brooks 23 GNB 2000 2006 90 Virginia 1998 6 187 Matt Hasselbeck 22 GNB 1999 2015 160 Boston Col. 1997 7 240 Ron McAda GNB Army 1996 7 240 Kyle Wachholtz GNB USC 2014 4 135 Tom Savage 24 HOU 2014 2014 0 Pittsburgh 2011 5 152 T.J. Yates 24 HOU 2011 2015 7 North Carolina 2008 7 223 Alex Brink 23 HOU Washington St. 2004 7 248 B.J. Symons HOU Texas Tech 2003 3 88 Dave Ragone 23 HOU 2003 2003 2 Louisville 2003 6 192 Drew Henson 23 HOU 2004 2008 1 Michigan 2002 1 1 David Carr 23 HOU 2002 2012 79 Fresno St. 2012 1 1 Andrew Luck 22 IND 2012 2015 55 Stanford 2012 7 253 Chandler Harnish 24 IND 2012 2014 Northern Illinois 2009 6 201 Curtis Painter 24 IND 2009 2013 8 Purdue 2004 6 193 Jim Sorgi 23 IND 2004 2009 0 Wisconsin 1998 1 1 Peyton Manning 22 IND 1998 2015 265 Tennessee 1996 6 205 Mike Cawley IND James Madison 2014 1 3 Blake Bortles 22 JAX 2014 2015 29 Central Florida 2011 1 10 Blaine Gabbert 21 JAX 2011 2015 35 Missouri 2003 1 7 Byron Leftwich 23 JAX 2003 2012 50 Marshall 2002 4 108 David Garrard 24 JAX 2002 2013 76 East Carolina 1998 3 86 Jonathan Quinn 23 JAX 1998 2004 6 Middle Tenn. St. 2014 5 163 Aaron Murray 23 KAN 2014 2014 Georgia 2011 5 135 Ricky Stanzi 24 KAN 2011 2014 0 Iowa 2006 3 85 Brodie Croyle 23 KAN 2006 2010 10 Alabama 2005 7 229 James Kilian KAN Tulsa 1997 4 110 Pat Barnes 22 KAN 1999 1999 0 California 2012 1 8 Ryan Tannehill 24 MIA 2012 2015 64 Texas A&M 2009 2 44 Pat White 23 MIA 2009 2013 0 West Virginia 2008 2 57 Chad Henne 23 MIA 2008 2014 53 Michigan 2007 2 40 John Beck 26 MIA 2007 2011 7 BYU 2001 6 177 Josh Heupel MIA Oklahoma 1998 6 172 John Dutton MIA Nevada 2014 1 32 Teddy Bridgewater 21 MIN 2014 2015 28 Louisville 2011 1 12 Christian Ponder 23 MIN 2011 2014 36 Florida St. 2008 5 137 John David Booty MIN USC 2007 7 217 Tyler Thigpen 23 MIN 2007 2014 12 Coastal Carolina 2006 2 64 Tarvaris Jackson 23 MIN 2006 2015 34 Alabama St. 1999 1 11 Daunte Culpepper 22 MIN 1999 2009 100 Central Florida 2015 3 75 Garrett Grayson 24 NOR 2015 2015 0 Colorado St. 2010 7 239 Sean Canfield 24 NOR Oregon St. 2005 5 152 Adrian McPherson NOR Florida St. 2002 6 186 J.T. O'Sullivan 23 NOR 2004 2009 8 California-Davis 2000 6 168 Marc Bulger 23 NOR 2002 2009 95 West Virginia 1997 4 99 Danny Wuerffel 23 NOR 1997 2002 10 Florida 2014 2 62 Jimmy Garoppolo 22 NWE 2014 2015 0 East. Illinois 2011 3 74 Ryan Mallett 23 NWE 2011 2015 8 Arkansas 2010 7 250 Zac Robinson 23 NWE 2011 2013 0 Oklahoma St. 2008 3 94 Kevin O'Connell 23 NWE 2008 2011 0 San Diego St. 2005 7 230 Matt Cassel 23 NWE 2005 2015 79 USC 2003 6 201 Kliff Kingsbury 24 NWE 2005 2005 0 Texas Tech 2002 4 117 Rohan Davey 24 NWE 2002 2004 0 LSU 2000 6 199 Tom Brady 23 NWE 2000 2015 223 Michigan 1999 7 227 Michael Bishop 23 NWE 2000 2000 0 Kansas St. 2013 4 110 Ryan Nassib 23 NYG 2013 2015 0 Syracuse 2009 5 151 Rhett Bomar 24 NYG Sam Houston St. 2008 6 198 Andre Woodson 24 NYG Kentucky 2004 1 4 Philip Rivers 22 NYG 2004 2015 160 North Carolina St. 2001 4 125 Jesse Palmer 22 NYG 2002 2003 3 Florida 1997 6 171 Mike Cherry 23 NYG 1997 1998 0 Murray St. 1996 4 130 Danny Kanell 22 NYG 1996 2003 24 Florida St. 2015 4 103 Bryce Petty 24 NYJ Baylor 2014 6 213 Tajh Boyd 23 NYJ Clemson 2013 2 39 Geno Smith 22 NYJ 2013 2015 29 West Virginia 2011 7 208 Greg McElroy 23 NYJ 2011 2013 1 Alabama 2009 1 5 Mark Sanchez 22 NYJ 2009 2015 72 USC 2008 5 162 Erik Ainge 22 NYJ Tennessee 2006 2 49 Kellen Clemens 23 NYJ 2006 2015 21 Oregon 2006 4 103 Brad Smith 22 NYJ 2006 2014 24 Missouri 2003 6 200 Brooks Bollinger 23 NYJ 2004 2008 10 Wisconsin 2000 1 18 Chad Pennington 24 NYJ 2000 2010 81 Marshall 1997 6 191 Chuck Clements 23 NYJ 1997 1997 0 Houston 2014 2 36 Derek Carr 23 OAK 2014 2015 32 Fresno St. 2013 4 112 Tyler Wilson 24 OAK 2013 2013 Arkansas 2007 1 1 JaMarcus Russell 22 OAK 2007 2009 25 LSU 2005 3 69 Andrew Walter 23 OAK 2006 2008 9 Arizona St. 2001 2 59 Marques Tuiasosopo 22 OAK 2001 2008 2 Washington 2013 4 98 Matt Barkley 22 PHI 2013 2014 0 USC 2012 3 88 Nick Foles 23 PHI 2012 2015 35 Arizona 2010 4 122 Mike Kafka 23 PHI 2011 2014 0 Northwestern 2007 2 36 Kevin Kolb 23 PHI 2007 2013 21 Houston 2004 6 185 Andy Hall 23 PHI 2005 2005 0 Delaware 2001 5 155 A.J. Feeley 24 PHI 2001 2011 18 Oregon 1999 1 2 Donovan McNabb 22 PHI 1999 2011 161 Syracuse 1997 7 207 Koy Detmer 24 PHI 1998 2006 8 Colorado 1996 3 85 Bobby Hoying 23 PHI 1996 2000 13 Ohio St. 2013 4 115 Landry Jones 24 PIT 2013 2015 2 Oklahoma 2008 5 156 Dennis Dixon 23 PIT 2008 2014 3 Oregon 2006 5 164 Omar Jacobs PIT Bowling Green 2004 1 11 Ben Roethlisberger 22 PIT 2004 2015 169 Miami (OH) 2003 5 163 Brian St. Pierre 23 PIT 2004 2010 1 Boston Col. 2000 5 163 Tee Martin 22 PIT 2001 2003 0 Tennessee 1996 6 203 Spence Fischer PIT Duke 2013 7 221 Brad Sorensen 25 SDG 2013 2014 Southern Utah 2010 5 168 Jonathan Crompton 23 SDG 2011 2011 0 Tennessee 2006 3 81 Charlie Whitehurst 24 SDG 2006 2015 9 Clemson 2004 1 1 Eli Manning 23 SDG 2004 2015 183 Mississippi 2002 7 216 Seth Burford SDG Cal Poly-San Luis Obispo 2001 2 32 Drew Brees 22 SDG 2001 2015 216 Purdue 2000 6 205 JaJuan Seider SDG Florida A&M 1998 1 2 Ryan Leaf 22 SDG 1998 2001 21 Washington St. 1997 7 237 Tony Corbin SDG Cal State-Sacramento 2012 3 75 Russell Wilson 23 SEA 2012 2015 64 Wisconsin 2009 6 178 Mike Teel 23 SEA Rutgers 2005 3 85 David Greene SEA Georgia 2003 4 110 Seneca Wallace 23 SEA 2005 2013 22 Iowa St. 2002 7 232 Jeff Kelly 23 SEA 2002 2002 0 Southern Miss 2001 6 172 Josh Booty SEA LSU 1999 3 77 Brock Huard 23 SEA 2000 2003 4 Washington 2013 7 237 B.J. Daniels 23 SFO 2013 2015 0 South Florida 2011 2 36 Colin Kaepernick 23 SFO 2011 2015 47 Nevada 2009 5 171 Nate Davis 22 SFO Ball St. 2005 1 1 Alex Smith 21 SFO 2005 2015 121 Utah 2004 7 217 Cody Pickett 24 SFO 2004 2005 2 Washington 2003 7 241 Ken Dorsey 22 SFO 2004 2008 13 Miami (FL) 2002 5 163 Brandon Doman SFO BYU 2000 3 65 Giovanni Carmazzi SFO Hofstra 2000 7 212 Tim Rattay 23 SFO 2000 2007 18 Louisiana Tech 1997 1 26 Jim Druckenmiller 24 SFO 1997 1998 1 Virginia Tech 2015 3 89 Sean Mannion 23 STL 2015 2015 0 Oregon St. 2014 6 214 Garrett Gilbert 23 STL 2014 2014 SMU 2010 1 1 Sam Bradford 22 STL 2010 2015 63 Oklahoma 2009 6 196 Keith Null 23 STL 2009 2009 4 West Texas A&M 2005 7 250 Ryan Fitzpatrick 22 STL 2005 2015 105 Harvard 2004 6 201 Jeff Smoker STL Michigan St. 2002 6 205 Steve Bellisari STL Ohio St. 1999 4 101 Joe Germaine 24 STL 1999 1999 0 Ohio St. 1996 2 42 Tony Banks 23 STL 1996 2005 78 Michigan St. 2015 1 1 Jameis Winston 21 TAM 2015 2015 16 Florida St. 2013 3 73 Mike Glennon 23 TAM 2013 2014 18 North Carolina St. 2009 1 17 Josh Freeman 21 TAM 2009 2015 61 Kansas St. 2008 5 160 Josh Johnson 22 TAM 2009 2014 5 San Diego 2006 6 194 Bruce Gradkowski 23 TAM 2006 2014 20 Toledo 2003 3 97 Chris Simms 23 TAM 2004 2009 16 Texas 2000 7 234 Joe Hamilton 23 TAM 2000 2000 0 Georgia Tech 1999 2 50 Shaun King 22 TAM 1999 2004 24 Tulane 2015 1 2 Marcus Mariota 21 TEN 2015 2015 12 Oregon 2014 6 178 Zach Mettenberger 23 TEN 2014 2015 10 LSU 2011 1 8 Jake Locker 23 TEN 2011 2014 23 Washington 2010 6 176 Rusty Smith 23 TEN 2010 2013 1 Florida Atlantic 2006 1 3 Vince Young 23 TEN 2006 2011 50 Texas 1999 5 151 Kevin Daft TEN California-Davis 2012 1 2 Robert Griffin 22 WAS 2012 2014 35 Baylor 2012 4 102 Kirk Cousins 24 WAS 2012 2015 25 Michigan St. 2008 6 186 Colt Brennan 25 WAS Hawaii 2007 6 205 Jordan Palmer 23 WAS 2008 2014 0 Texas-El Paso 2005 1 25 Jason Campbell 23 WAS 2006 2014 79 Auburn 2003 7 232 Gibran Hamdan 22 WAS 2003 2003 0 Indiana 2002 1 32 Patrick Ramsey 23 WAS 2002 2008 24 Tulane 2001 4 109 Sage Rosenfels 23 WAS 2002 2011 12 Iowa St. 2000 6 202 Todd Husak 22 WAS 2000 2000 0 Stanford

Not the trail I was going down. Which is exactly what Bledsoe did when we drafted JP. He pouted and greased the skids to his exit which was also made easy by his crappy play after The League figured out how to defend him.

Jimmy The Greek Snyder!

They're not adverse to trading any player. That's the Patriot* way.

Innaresting take, and I agree in part. I looked up the drafting records of The League wrt the QB position going back to 1996. Over that time period 238 QBs were drafted1. The Bills drafted four QBs - nearly a League low2. However, the first QB drafted in that period was JP - yes, that JP in 2004. So, I thought I would use 2004 as the "turning point" time frame to focus on. Including the 2004 draft teams have drafted an average of 4.6 QBs. Taking that perspective, it seems The Bills are a little more mainstream these days. 5 teams have drafted fewer than 4 QBs in that time frame. 11 teams - including The Bills have drafted 4 QBs, 10 teams have drafted 5 QBs during that same period. While 4 teams have drafted 6 QBs and only the JESTS and Denver have broken the curve by drafting 8 in that 12 year period. These are the stats of the matter: Team QBs Drafted from 2004 to 2015 Jacksonville 2 Dallas 2 Seattle 3 New Orleans 3 Detroit 3 Sand Diego 4 Pittsburgh 4 Oakland 4 Miami 4 Kansas City 4 Indianapolis 4 Houston 4 Giants 4 Carolina 4 Buffalo 4 Atlanta 4 Washington 5 Tennessee 5 Tampa Bay 5 San Fran 5 Philadelphia 5 Pats* 5 Minnesota 5 Cincinatti 5 Chicago 5 Arizona 5 St Louis 6 Green Bay 6 Cleveland 6 Baltimore 6 Jets 8 Denver 8 1Edit: 238 is the correct number. 2Edit: Dallas actually only drafted 3 Qbs since 1996. I hope The Bills select a QB this year.

For those who didn't click through... And does this mean the "Deflator" and the other azzputz that got fired from the Pats*** and were hired back get fired again? I certainly hope so. Fargin' cheatahs!

Spoiled brat. Last of the red-hot-mamas wrt rookie inflated contracts. Hasn't proved anything in the NFL. He reminds me of Bledsoe.

Yes. Robert Forster shouldn't just appear out of a vacuum.

You mean this guy:

I had to watch that twice to get that "Chuck" played Lenny. He's got a filmography a mile long. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0571106/?ref_=tt_cl_t8 Well, he does have quite a past... What gave you the clue?

Stew Barber was horrible. Horrible, horrible, horrible. What's his 40 time? Oh wait, with the whole space-time continuum thing he should be able to cover the entire field simultaneously so perhaps his 40 time is moot. Look forward to hearing him root on his Offensive teammates when he's resting on the sidelines. Should make the highlights on ESPN.

Big Ben went #11 to Pitt, and we took Lee Evans two picks later in the 2004 Draft. In the 2005 draft, Rodgers went to GB with the #24 pick. We had no first round pick that year. We had traded it to Dallas the previous year to get JP. Yes, that JP.

When the third version of the $5.00 note came out around 2006, I thought it was counterfeit when I first saw it. They had just redesigned it a few years before.

Here's my metric regarding The Bills:

I just performed my civic duty and voted. It's close folks. It's close.

Congrats! Try to enter him in TomCat's "gimme 5" draft contest. I'm sure he'll do better than me.

I point a finger at Professor George Lakoff of Berkley. Twisting word meanings is what he does.

We're two different people, I assure you. He's much more financially astute and knowledgeable than I. I can tell you.

Raycist!

We should put B. O. on a new three dollar bill.