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    Joe's thought bubble: Hmmm, should I lay her or Just Jack off?
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    Laugh? I Nearly Died - the only Stones song I like.
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    The book is out on Tome.
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    The words "selfless" and "team-first" referring to Owens didn't clue you in to the sarcasm?
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    http://www.wangfu.ca/images/motorboat.jpeg
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    Wouldn't it have been faster and easier to whip up a natural batch over their Comic-Con invitations?
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    She knew about his quick release.
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    Fixed.
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    That is the funniest thing I think I have ever read on this site.
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    Blue crabs with Old Bay TiVo Waking up to your alarm on Friday only to realize seconds later that it's Saturday
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    Does it work with Vista x64 yet?
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    For this team, Mondays have got to be sponsored by Zoloft or any other antidepressant.
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    The Martin Luther King Bowl. What a great idea!
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    "mid-thirties, 5'7", 175 pounds. He has brown eyes, brown hair thinning at the front, a hairy chest and a good tan" That sounds just like Corey McIntyre!
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    Recent conversation between my two year old and I about from what animals our food comes (my challenges followed by his responses) "Chicken?" "Chickens." "Fish?" "Fish" "Beef?" "Cows." "Pork?" "Porcupines."
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    Funny that her lawyer says the woman is shocked at the fine "noting that the price tag on the songs she downloaded was 99 cents". I can hear this lawyer's next client: "You cant give me the death penalty for raping that hooker. She only charges $100"
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    Link
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    Oh. My. God. Did he really say that?
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    8 years active duty in the Navy 1992-2000. E-6. USS Monterey CG-61 Orlando for training, Mayport (Jacksonville) FL, Norfolk VA, then Adelphi MD (between DC and Baltimore) for shore duty 97-2000.
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    I think we have a new nickname for him, better than Franchez for sure. Snatchez (with or without the "t").
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    Fixed.
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    Special K
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    Yeah I know a few girls like that too. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
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    Wham, Bam, Moorma'an.
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