Simon

Just look forward to the combat; if it was all easy, it'd be boring. 🤙

Next time Terry Pegula breaks a huddle, let me know

C'mon man. When the games start you know it isn't going to look like this. Dalton Kincaid isn't going to have just one safety 10 yrds off the ball to beat. Samuel isn't going to be running all over the place every down and foregoing extra protection for the QB Shakir isn't going to spend 75% of his day getting free releases from teammates. Allen isn't going to be standing back there in a red jersey paying zero attention to a pass rush that isn't running games. This offense isn't going to be playing against a defensive unit that is working on a variety of sets because they're just out there practicing. Enjoy the show for what it is, but don't convince yourself it has any relationship whatsoever to reality. Signed, Señor Buzzkill

https://www.buffalobills.com/news/buffalo-bills-announce-2024-training-camp-dates-times-ticket-information

I want to hear about the time in Pittsburgh when Matuszak kept jamming mud in Mike Websters earhole so he couldn't hear the snap count

Ted Hendricks

Thank you for your interest in Two Bills Drive. Unfortunately we are currently operating at full capacity, but feel free to reapply next decade in case one of our available troll positions has come open.

Please keep this thread limited to news and updates on today's training camp

We're not going to do that all in one big thread. There will be a new one created each day to make it easier for folks to access information.

I don't use a phone so don't know about that problem but @HappyDays has volunteered to create a new thread every day of camp, and which will be pinned so you'll be able to check that one for the most current updates.

Nice. How long you on the beach?

So that really is you in your avatar!

I'll pin it each day if you do. I should be around more than usual this time of year as I'm currently getting my ass kicked by Lyme and Anaplasmosis

It also has nothing to do with training camp and doesn't belong here.

Let's keep this thread focused on Training Camp updates and actual news instead of using it to repeatedly rehash arguments that are already ongoing in multiple other threads.

Because not every ad, hype clip or video gag needs its very own thread. Now we have a place to put them. 👍

I've gotten into the habit at camp of making various tall rum drinks during the day, biting the top off a couple of these and then sticking them in my mug upside down and letting them gradually melt into it. 🤙

Only 10k. I'm hitting that cheap bastard up again next weekend.

I think it's funnier than hell that I can't tell if you're kidding

A B C We have a few camps on the shore of a secluded stretch of the Allegheny where we shoot every year. I don't think I'd have the stones to cut loose in a neighborhood with no margin for error.

It's good to let off a shot of steam every few years.

So you need me to pull your own quotes because you're so stupid you don't know what you did or said 5 minutes ago? You're dumber than a goldfish. Thanks for proving my point. You have no idea what my worldview is. You're such a spoonfed weak-minded parrot that you instantly assume that anybody who recognizes your pathetic hypocrisy must care about your mindless lapdog politics. When my country finally implodes, it will be spoiled-rotten little cheerleaders like you that caused it.

Yeah, and just last week you were literally rooting for leftists to jump off buildings. You are a pathetic, brainwashed, hypocritical, window-licking doucherocket.

Judging Biscuit solely on sacks is an extraordinary disservice to him; that dude was all over the football field. There were Sundays where I was convinced there were three guys wearing Bennet jerseys out there.

Even a 2" mortar would probably kill you if you did something that stupid with it.