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Unless the groom's friends spoil it by booking some prostitutes through a gay pimp they met in Chicago while looking for the a wedding dress maker.

"When your halo slips for good you'll have to wear your hood" 😇

This song is written into sporting pop culture here in the UK as it was played as the soccer league tables were given out after the completion of the soccer fixtures each Saturday afternoon. Long before rolling sports tv stations and the games being split over the weekend and Monday. And then The Lightning Seeds went on to produce the music for the fabled soccer song which annoys the lesser counties of the United Kingdom .....

Plenty of cats over the years. Currently have Woody after the cowboy in Toy Story (my son's idea at the time) but I like to think it's named after Eric Wood. Also, Lily which I've no idea why. We got her in 2007 and she's a good old girl. Still climbing fences and being mischievous. Over the years we've had Morph (after a plasticine TV character), Mia (after Mrs Mia Wallace) and my favourite, Walwyn. He was named after one of my soccer club's legendary players. A big daft beautiful boy.

Definitely see the Newcastle and now Sunderland connection. Mind you, I very rarely watch the Premier League. I’ve no feelings for it.

Like a footballing Top Gun.

Thank God it wasn’t the “Tiger Woods trying to get into the country club” or “Robot Caddy” jokes.

Oh I don't mind anymore after watching with my own eyes Goodell say the were using the Bills as an experiment the last time they were over. I'd rather they played in the US every year. I didn't go to a London game last season for the first time in donkey's. Kind of had the stuffing of it kicked out of me.

I got to go in the 2019 season. Versus New England when Allen got knocked out. Or when they knocked him out of the game cold. Despite the result it was a dream come true. At the end of the game I stood looking out onto the field for what felt was an age with my son. I didn't want to leave.

Same food minus the potatoes.

Also the Spanish Undertaker.

Is he fast?

Rumoured UK games are: 49ers @ Browns - Tottenham Broncos @ Jets - Tottenham Panthers @ Jaguars - Wembley Vikings @ Steelers - Dublin

And here's the original performed by those who wrote it

Diamond Heist on Netflix. The true story of a gangs’ attempt to steal the Millenium Diamond from the Millennium Dome in London in the early 2000s. Told by the robbers and police involved. A 3 part series which is a fun watch.

The Bills draft to what everyone is hoping for an there are no internet based meltdowns. Seeing online strangers lose their shite over the draft is one of my favourite Spring pastimes.

That's a shame because I was looking forward to the first ever player to be drafted from a circus or pantomime.