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Well, actually I was going to say, much like the Russia/Trump accusers, news media can print or say anything without an actual source, but I didn't want to appear like a snarky superior know it all.

Copy and paste is a wonderful thing.

Source for each ?

e The Random Story That Makes No Sense The random story that makes no sense starts off with an ice cream truck, a chef, and a piece of Pluto. The guys that owned the ice cream truck stole the piece of Pluto from the pastry chef who obtained it from the flying elephant. The flying elephant got it from a sumo wrestler who obtained it in the sumo championship on Saturn. They went to Saturn because Jupiter was full of mutant beavcoons. The beavcoons were from Mars where the bubbly bubbles, an ancient gang that was buried in Camelot lived. The bubbly bubbles came back after the clowns resurrected him in an ancient burial spell of magicalness. Then the corndog from Venus lead an attack of canoes onto the Russians who responded by taking away McDonalds from China. Since China didn’t have anymore McDonalds they decided to buy a Pizza hut. The Pizza hut was then stolen by a talking elephant from India. The elephant was The Guru’s and he lived at the Ashram in Los Angeles. The elephant had a pig friend who taught math. The pig exploded one day and left the whole world wondering. Since the pig exploded the King pig blamed the giants. Since the giants hated being blamed they lead an attack on the King and since they were of course much bigger they were victorious. After the giants took control of Greenland they started fighting the Vikings from Iceland. The opponents were equally matched so they ended up destroying each other and they became extinct. Then the gorillas stole Honda Trail 70’s from Tony Soprano the lead gangster from Italy. Tony Soprano actually got the Hondas’ from India anyhow back to the gorillas. The gorillas started causing a ruckus in The Big Apple, actually a big apple, where they ran over Billy Joe and Eileen. Since the football players were chasing them the gorillas hopped into the giant peach with James who was escaping his evil parents. The story ends there I’m sorry to say but oh well hey, hey, hey.

This picture of Biden and Byrd was taken by the Associated Press in October 2008 at a campaign rally in Charleston, West Virginia, during the time that Biden was running for vice president alongside then-Sen. Barack Obama. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2020/06/14 Byrd grew up in West Virginia, which is where he got involved with the KKK. “Many of the ‘best’ people were members — even senators and other high officials,” he wrote in his autobiography. “It was with such background impressions, therefore, that I sought to become a member of the KKK in the early 1940s.” He recounted in his autobiography that at that time, he wrote a letter to Joel L. Baskin, the Klan’s grand dragon in his area, asking to join. In order to start a Klan chapter, or "klavern," in his town, Byrd was tasked with recruiting 150 people to the Klan. When he involved enough people to start a klavern, a unanimous vote among the recruits named him “Exalted Cyclops” of their group, which is the highest-ranking position in a chapter. Bet Mr. Blake would have approved of Joe's fondness of Sen Byrd.

Might as well be Tibs, Section 0 and Warren Zebra.

Hi Kamala, it's Joe.........Joe Biden. Guess what I'm doing now ?

Joes handlers are more worried he'll get so disoriented he'll forget where he is and drop his pants.

There, fixed it. That's what Andy really meant.

Gov. Cuomo says: "Trump better have an army to protect him if he comes to NYC" No surprise there, Andy in Albany won't even protect the law abiding citizens of N.Y.C.

The food at many restaurants that re-opened is not as good as it was previous to the outbreak.

My 84 y.o. father has been cutting his own hair since April because of shutdowns and the fear put out by Pelosi. But 80 y.o. Nancy, surely has been going to closed salons throughout the pandemic. Another bump in the polls for Trump courtesy of Democratic hypocrisy.

Hillary last year at Halloween ?

During my wife's two year cancer surgery and treatment ordeal, 2017-19, the NFL wasn't important then. Now it is even less important. But I follow..... DVR's wonderful to watch games fast, FF doesn't require viewing to play. With that, ain't missing a thing.

Maybe it was this clown: Surprised Musk hadn't delved into this as a sustainable energy source under an Obama big money handout.

Bet she stiffed the salon on the tip.

Most popular sign in N.Y.:

So, say what you want or be deemed obtuse. Yeah, you're objective and unbiased.

Hmmm.... 13 out of 34 posts by the OP. BillStime evil twin?

Hoax Casualties: .....any thread started by the OP.