Richard Noggin

I'm here to lift you up.

You leave them out of this. They've suffered enough, what with me and all...

I've made some questionable personal decisions this year, and for that, I am sorry.

Sometimes I just have to step in and help a guy up...

They don't know what they don't know.

Front runners be frontin'

"The password is..."

I'm feeling better already.

C'est la vie, non?

Really holding out hope for a "Can't Understand Normal Thinking" poster.

I forgive you. And I forgive the Bills and Sabres, too.

Depends upon how famous you'll be by then. I'm hoping for big things from you...

I'm here for you, Teef. Touch it. You need human contact.

Buffalo sports is bottoming out in brutally slow, and painfully obvious, ways. This is, almost, rock-bottom. Buffalo fans, BBFS sufferers, we've almost made it. The end is near. Just took a lot longer than expected. "This," I'd like to suggest, "is where the healing begins." Leave all hope behind. Embrace the descent. It's remarkably freeing.

Aw, big guy...c'mere and get your hug!

I believe the appropriate response here is: Dilly dilly!

We all mourn in our own ways. I don't tell you to lay off the saturated fats...

In my twenties, when the drought was just getting underway, I used to play a drinking game to keep things interesting. Take a shot for every time the Bills get scored on and every time they turn the ball over. Kind of like solidarity with the team. Then, in 2007, I think, against the Patsies, I went half blind. I'm strongly considering bringing back this drinking game, as a way to punish myself for being a fan. Now, nearly 40, it will be sadder, and the next day will be much, much worse. I'll feel something like Kyle Williams must feel after getting beat up for 60 minutes, surrounded by back-ups and scrubs. Like an honorary member of this hot mess.

Don't be so glum. It's good that Zay might be good. As fans, we want good things for the Bills, yes?

Try not to beat yourself up about it.

Very few of these players are worthy of the term "dilemma."

Someone got triggered by a peaceful, respectful protest... Just get over it.

Sometimes we realize, in retrospect, that our heroes are small-minded, arrogant, and kind of terrible people. You know, until they discover redemption.

I support you in this endeavor.

Got ourselves the life of the party over here.