ROCBillsBeliever

Winner. Winner. Chicken dinner 🐔

"Yeah, REAL directors of player personnel draft E.J. Manuel, then gripe about Beane's picks in a self-aggrandizing podcast with a lapdog and a poorly mixed cocktail..." -Jim Monos, Probably

Thank GOD! I swear, Beane's secret agents must have finally found Smiley's stash of noodz of McD in a luchador mask. Good flippin' riddance!

The fact that we're still getting paid for Boogie Basham is pretty impressive.

Gatekeeping at its best

(Praying I am allowed to to say it without another ban) Go Bills! 50% /s

Whelp, the NFL is telegraphing their MVP pick, and they won't let the Steelers steal their thunder...

Somebody please wake me up when we're no longer in 2008...

Fire McD! Ralph is cheap! Am I doing this right? /s

Honestly, THIS. It's a win-win situation: -Bet against the Chiefs and they win = You win money. -Bet against the Chiefs and they lose = Bills win in the playoff race. Either way, it's a Bills win (as we are ALL Buffalo).

Hey, listen, in Elliot's defense, counting is hard

Come to think of it, Brittany is starting to look strikingly similar to Taylor 🤔😂

I didn't post about it at the time, but when we picked Bernard, one of my buds texted me, quote: "The Bills just drafted Tingus Pingus!" To this day, we still text "TINGUS!" when Bernard makes a huge play. Gotta embrace it when you're wrong, sometimes. Makes for a laugh.

If that happens, let's hope whoever they trade with fleeces the crap outta Gang Spleen... Er... Green 😂 Yeah, I mean the HC/GM combo is going to be pivotal to the AFCE's future, but with Johnson & Johnson at the helm, I like our chances 😎

I could see them going for Darnold or Cousins. Cousins has always chased money, and at this point in his career, he's been in enough locker rooms to handle the New York circus. Darnold has experience there; he probably still has a bad taste in his mouth, though. I wonder if Love would go for the money, knowing it's likely going to be a terrible situation, at least in the short-term.

That sounds about right. I'm just glad they aren't in good position to get their top choice.

And that would cost them assets they need at other spots. *Cough* O-Line *Cough*

The Jets currently have 8 teams ahead of them in the draft order. The Dolphins are outside of the top 10. New England seems to have their QB, already. Basically, nobody in the AFC East is picking a top-of-the-class QB, this year. It's like watching us wither at a .500 or so record for 17 years: Never bad enough to get an answer QB; never good enough to make a squeak in the playoffs. I'm just saying that this is a lovely time to be a Bills fan, and being on the other side of hopelessness is a damn good feeling!

If they have a bigger bank account than T.S. 🤔

Great! Now let's get down to brass tacks and find something that we can complain about... /S

I feel ya. And the answer is both simple and sad: 1) The New Jersey Jests drafted higher than us. 2) The Draft Prognosticators and talking heads like being right. 3) Therefore, the Draft Prognosticators and talking heads pump up the picks they picked, pressing them on the mindscape of everyone who follows football. 4) When these talking progs are wrong, they don't give up; they don't admit they're wrong; these tools laugh in the face of statistics... They just push their turds harder, so we hear more and more about Hall / Wilson / Williams / Gardner, and less and less about our boys. Narrative... That's all it is.

I am begging for a break, myself: A break from the negativity pointed at every Bills move, every draft pick, every Josh Allen intercep... Wait... He hasn't thrown one yet. I'm sorry if it bothers you that I see what's going on out there, and that I'm sensitive to it.

No: They're smart. They're trying to prevent Coleman from having a statistically better season than Worthy, so the talking heads can continue to crow about how Buffalo gave KC the fastest player in NFL Draft history... I hate it...

Oh, I 100% agree. But I also feel like there are talking heads out there who are still pitching the anti-Josh narratives because they thought Wrong Josh would be a HOFer, and JA17 would be a bust. They push these narratives to "make" their mistaken takes on Allen "right"... That's what I hate. I really hope so.