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WhoTom

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  1. WhoTom
    I don't wanna work. I just wanna bang on the drum all day.
  2. WhoTom
    There's something gross in the fridge today It's green and growin' hair, it's been there since July If you can name the object in that baggie over there Then mister, you're a better man than I It's livin' in the fridge (You can't stop the mold from growin'...)
  3. WhoTom
    It's almost as if people don't realize that there's video evidence and a written record of them saying things.
  4. WhoTom
    So I went to the doctor, see what he could give me He said, son, son you've gone too far, 'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do.
  5. WhoTom
    Well, nickel is a nickel, I said, dime is a dime I need a new gal, she won't mind Tell me how long do I have to wait? Can I get you now or must I hesitate?
  6. WhoTom
    He plays lead guitar for The Stones.
  7. WhoTom
    Nobody is "ordering" anyone to do anything - certainly not to pretend it was paradise with someone. Some of us are just suggesting that the OP not be consumed by anger. There's a difference.
  8. WhoTom
    Someone should build a seawall to stop the flow of drugs from getting into our shrimp.
  9. WhoTom
    Ain't no fairy story Ain't no skin and bones But you give it all you got Weighin' in at nineteen stone You're a whole lotta woman A whole lotta woman Whole lotta Rosie
  10. WhoTom
    Maybe he wants one more year with his hometown team ... while they're still in his hometown.
  11. WhoTom
    Jesus just left Chicago And he's bound for New Orleans Well now, Jesus just left Chicago And he's bound for New Orleans Workin' from one end to the other and all points in between.
  12. WhoTom
    True, and rather than holding onto anger, which hurts myself but not them, I choose to be grateful that 1) I'm not them, and 2) they taught me that lesson. As Augie pointed out, it's easier said than done, but I find the effort is worthwhile for my own peace of mind and for the people around me.
  13. WhoTom
    After all these years, you're letting a dead man piss you off? Holding a grudge is a choice - an unhealthy choice. Do yourself a favor and let it go.
  14. WhoTom
    I understand about indecision But I don't care if I get behind People livin' in competition All I want is to have my peace of mind.
  15. WhoTom
    One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall
  16. WhoTom
    No man wants to be called ED, no matter what you tell people it stands for.
  17. WhoTom
    Red and white Blue suede shoes I'm Uncle Sam How do you do? Gimme five I'm still alive Ain't no luck I learned to duck
  18. WhoTom
    I claim proneness to exaggeration But the truth lies in my frustration The children of the night, they all pass me by Have to drench myself in brandy In sleep I'll hide But however much I booze There ain't no way out
  19. WhoTom
    How I wish How I wish you were here We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl Year after year
  20. WhoTom
    You better run all day and run all night And keep your dirty feelings deep inside And if you're taking your girlfriend out tonight You better park the car well out of sight 'Cause if they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks They're gonna send you back to Mother in a cardboard box You better run
  21. WhoTom
    Coca Cola should sponsor it, give away tickets for free, and call it "The Real Thing."
  22. WhoTom
    I'm singing this note 'cause it fits in well With the chords I'm playing I can't pretend there's any meaning hidden In the things I'm saying But I'm in tune Right in tune I'm in tune And I'm gonna tune Right in on you
  23. WhoTom
    Waaaaa. The Simpsons make fun of everybody. No need for DJs to whine about it.
  24. WhoTom
    Having seen Josh's performance last season, why would anyone be quick to call for Fitz this year?
  25. WhoTom
    Except in Buffalo, where Fitz took over after the starter was benched.
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