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Well, the night was falling as the desert world Began to settle down In the town they're searching for us everywhere But we never will be found Band on the run Band on the run And the county judge who held a grudge Will search for evermore For the band on the run

That's like saying "I'll miss the snow" when you know it'll be back next year.

The world would be a better place if all felons were stupid enough to document their crimes with video evidence.

Two out of three ain't bad - in this case, it's just right.

They weren't horsing around. ?

Nobody knows you When you're down and out. In your pocket, not even a penny, And as for friends, you don't have any. When you get back on your feet again, Everybody wants to be your old long-lost friend. It's mighty strange, without a doubt, Nobody knows you when you're down and out.

She had rings on her fingers and bells on her shoes And I knew without asking she was into the blues She wore scarlet begonias tucked into her curls I knew right away she was not like other girls, other girls

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth The north side of my town faced east and east was facing south And now you dare to look me in the eye Those crocodile tears are what you cry It's a genuine problem, you won't try To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by

Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top Down in the Tennessee hills Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top Ain't no telephone bills Once I had a girl on Rocky Top Half bear, other half cat Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop I still dream about that Rocky Top, you'll always be Home sweet home to me Good ol' Rocky Top Rocky Top, Tennessee Rocky Top, Tennessee

That was a given at the end of last season. Josh demonstrated that he can perform and learn as he goes, so there's no need for him to sit behind a vet for a couple of seasons. He can learn from the vets in the QB room and learn from experience on the field. And with the o-line upgrades, he might just get some time in the pocket instead of throwing on the run (or tucking it and running) so much.

Between the draft and FA, they upgraded the o-line and the receivers, both of which will help the passing game. Plus, a better d-line takes some pressure off the offense. If I were Josh, I'd be pretty happy with this off-season.

The bottles stand as empty, as they were filled before. Time there was and plenty, but from that cup no more. Though I could not caution all, I still might warn a few: Don't lend your hand to raise no flag atop no ship of fools.

I've told you once, I've told you twice We go together like fried beans and rice 'Cause you're a big legged woman With a short, short miniskirt Promise me darlin' You'll never make me feel like dirt

Days of barefoot freedom racing with the waves Nights of starlit secrets, crackling driftwood flames Drinking by the lighthouse, smoking on the pier Still we saw the magic was fading every year

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream You dreamed of a big star He played a mean guitar He always ate in the Steak Bar He loved to drive in his Jaguar So welcome to the machine

When Madden was on MNF, I remember him talking about a player who had a 4.4 GPA in college. He said it was because the kid took graduate classes as an undergrad, so they counted as more. I was thinking, "Come on, John ... say it: he gave 110%." The one time it would have been correct, and he didn't say it.

Not to be confused with McClippy:

Set me free why don't ya babe? Get out my life why don't ya babe? You don't really love me You just keep me hangin' on. You don't really need me You just keep me hangin' on.

They did. The album was called Other Voices. It wasn't well-received. A co-worker once said, "I don't understand why Bob Dylan is considered a legendary singer." Another person responded, "He's not a legendary singer; he's a legendary songwriter." I'd say the same of Jim Morrison's contribution to The Doors. As far as AC/DC is concerned, Bon Scott co-wrote most of their really good songs. Back in Black was a good post-Scott album, but every album after that was simply a recycled version of Back in Black. Even Angus admitted that when he told a reporter, "I'm sick and tired of people saying that we put out 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we've put out 12 albums that sound exactly the same."

How about televised golf? It's like watching grass grow, but with people in the way.

My love's bigger than a Cadillac I try to show you but you drive me back Your love for me has got to be real You're gonna know just how I feel Love is real, not fade away

Good point. It should be, "Doesn't bother bringing a lunch pail since he works through the lunch hour."

And "The Patriot Way"

Agreed. I like to add a little Frank's Red Hot to mine, but I add Frank's to almost everything. It's my special ingredient in a Bloody Mary.