Did this turn into a fat joke thread. Perfect. My son is learning to use the toilet by himself. He's s just tall enough to get the equipment over the bowl so he can now pee on his own, but he still struggles pulling his underwear back up properly. So he calls me in the other day to help get him situated. As I'm kneeling pulling his underwear and shorts up he lets one rip. Thankfully I'm a little taller on my knees than he is standing, so it wasn't a direct face shot. Can you believe the audacity?