One of the main things that gets me through this miserable world are beautiful women (my wife included)...what's the general consensus for how long are you allowed to gawk at them before being labeled a pervert or degenerate?
Some are going with biodegradable cardboard straws and these are the complete opposite......to each their own. But I think the stainless steel will be a big hit with the cocaine afficianados. They may replace the giant McDonalds straws.
The best synopsis of Tyrod that I think sums it up perfectly is that hes a safe passer with mobility, but he has a real problem seeing the field and missing opportunites.